Toby

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

@OliWalters93 Don’t buy a coffee at all, sometimes I just pick up someone’s empty takeaway cup and sit that next to me to make it look like I bought a coffee. The baristas can’t see if it’s full or not 😏

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

120 firefighters on scene. I hope everyone’s ok #MandarinOriental 🔥

[Anna Jackson @AnnaJacksonGC]

Just evacuated Mandarin Oriental hotel to see this.... absolutely crazy! So impressed by the organisation in bringing everyone to safety #knightsbridge #mandarinoriental

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

Sick of hayfever. How am I letting GRASS dictate my life 🤧

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

Genuinely one of the funniest texts I’ve received from dad in while 😂

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

My cooking abilities are 10 out of 10 👌🏻

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

Throwback to mum being a princess, leaving cute notes for the cleaner 👸

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

I have a stalker 🤭

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

@SkyHelpTeam Thanks JD, I’ll keep a lookout. I had them downloaded on my SkyGo app but it removed them 😭

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

Why would @SkyUK remove Modern Family from On Demand when I’m halfway through the season?! I feel betrayed 😭

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

Having a revelation at 23:59 on a Tuesday night.

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

@Hippoclotamus 😂😂😂 Haha Linda goes out more than the wheelie bin

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

I get texts daily telling me that a woman named Linda has gone over her overdraft and that Linda must deposit £X amount before 2pm to avoid bank fees.

Linda, whoever and wherever you are, I hope you sort out your finances one day.

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

@hattielouise I’ll give you a clue. Ian was involved.

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

Oli’s twisted his ankle and has been offered an ambulance to take him to A&E. But princess Oli has declined the ambulance because apparently I have nothing better to do with my time 🙃

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Top tip.
Don’t throw away your old Christmas cards.
They can be reused throughout the year.

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

Even on holiday mother remembers her bags for life. Life goals? 🛍

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

Thank you to the lovely members of security at @Gatwick_Airport this morning. You’ve made my New Year’s hangover bearable 🙃

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

lol throwback 💁🏻

[Toby @tobbe_uk]

@OliverTunmore Hun, are you two going through a rough patch?