Courtney

Steadfast optimist. Classicist and general enthusiast. Always looking for a good reason to wear a flower crown.

[Courtney @tobcou02]

I’ve had the “there are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese” song stuck in my head for a week straight. And I haven’t heard it since I was like 5.

[Courtney @tobcou02]

@nytimes I feel like this could go poorly really quickly in the wrong hands.

[Courtney @tobcou02]

And here’s a dog that looks like a manatee.

[Courtney @tobcou02]

I doubted myself that dugongs were real, because when I googled them, I spelled them as dewgong, like the Pokémon and I am just now realizing how boring this tweet is. Dugong/dewgong.

[Courtney @tobcou02]

@SHSMoT Hear, hear! Agreed.

[Courtney @tobcou02]

@talknerdyDMU I love him.

[Courtney @tobcou02]

What the hell is this muppet?! I have literally never seen him before in my life.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I look really hot tonight and yet my tummy hurts, which just goes to show u truly cannot have it all

[Cara Weinberger @caraweinberger]

is it year 3 of the pandemic talking or does this look really fun???

[Courtney @tobcou02]

It’s the morning of Dueling Leaf Blowers. Good job, neighborhood dads. Everyone’s getting a reservation at @BadDaddysBurger on me.

[Courtney @tobcou02]

I still always laugh any time I see a license plate that starts with CRY-. Comedy gold.

[Courtney @tobcou02]

No one uses the word “bonkers” enough.

[Vivien ஐ @art_lover25]

Marc Chagall - Kiss
1887 – 1985
#love #ArtLover

[Courtney @tobcou02]

(Winterland 10/18/74) version only.

[Courtney @tobcou02]

Currently on the hunt for the perfect karaoke audience that will at once be enchanted by my rendition of and will also be jocularly tolerant of my 20-minute dance-rendition of the Grateful Dead’s “Sugaree.”

[Courtney @tobcou02]

Cause célèbre: 🌞🌞🌞 this ugly emoji doesn’t get enough attention 🌞🌞🌞

[Courtney @tobcou02]

@MariaLElizondo SAME!

[Courtney @tobcou02]

I feel awful for despising opossums just because they’re ugly, but there it is.

[Courtney @tobcou02]

Someone please stop me from making my own DIY eyebrow liner on the fly.

[Courtney @tobcou02]

My basil plant is such a wimp. ONE 90+ degree day in full sun without water and it shriveled up like a little prune baby. Quitter.