To Be Damned

Five saints. One hell of a show. ⛪️🩸 A satirical dark comedy about Catholic guilt, female martyrdom & divine punishment.

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good girls go to heaven.

the rest of us have questions.

TO BE DAMNED
1-888-355-9SIN
original music by Tim Meyer.

#ToBeDamned #ReligiousHorror

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Bethlehem has expanded its jurisdiction.

You may now find us on virtually every platform. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Confessions: 1-888-355-9SIN ☎️

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The Department of Eternal Affairs is pleased to announce that Saint Agatha is now accepting calls.

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PRESS 1 FOR SAINT AGATHA.

Absolution is not guaranteed. Judgment is complimentary.

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OFFICIAL NOTICE 🌹

Saint Rose is now accepting confessions concerning beauty, vanity, purity, and suffering.

SHE SUFFERS BEAUTIFULLY.

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PRESS 2 FOR SAINT ROSE.

Absolution is not guaranteed. Judgment is complimentary.

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OFFICIAL NOTICE: SAINT LUCY HAS BEEN LOCATED. 👁️

She's blinded by desire.

The Department of Eternal Affairs advises against looking too closely.

Saint Lucy is now accepting calls.

1-888-355-9SIN. Press 3.

Absolution is not guaranteed. Judgment is complimentary.

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BREAKING: Saint Teresa has reestablished contact.

Saint Cecilia remains on the line. Three saints are still unavailable.

The Department of Eternal Affairs declines further comment.

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Glory be.

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☎️ OFFICIAL NOTICE: CONTACT REESTABLISHED.

Four of our five saints remain unavailable.

However, communication with Saint Cecilia has been restored.

Call 1-888-355-9746 and PRESS 5.

You may be able to hear her. We cannot guarantee she can hear you. 🩸

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☎️ THE DAMNED HOTLINE IS OPEN.

Have you sinned? Questioned the divine order? Harbored an impure thought?

The Department of Eternal Affairs is accepting confessions.

1-888-355-9746

Absolution is not guaranteed. Judgment is complimentary. ⛪️🩸

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Five saints. Six students. One hell of a show. ⛪️🩸

Meet Aggie, Rose, Lucy, Teresa, Cecilia, and Sebastian.

In Bethlehem, Rhode Island, holiness is a virtue, obedience is an expectation, and suffering is a graduation requirement.

Welcome to TO BE DAMNED.

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TO BE DAMNED IS NOW ON X. ⛪️🩸

Five saints. Five sinners. One hell of a show.

Welcome to Bethlehem.

Absolution is not guaranteed. Judgment is complimentary.

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