Tobey

The best of men are men

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most FIFA World Cups scored in by a player - 6 by Cristiano Ronaldo

Suiiiiii 🐐

[Amela 🤍 @AmelaOmorr]

if a man has to pay for your “time” you’re a prostitute babe

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

You no trust men again na why you start hookup..

[ℓαηzу @lanzyszn]

“To love me is to support my parfait addiction”

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Now ask your fellow Women..

If you claim ‘yourself’ is what you bring to the table..

What happens when that beauty and body fades.. The husband should fling ?

[Lekzy Red @Lekzy_r]

It’s on you tbh if you are still dating someone who asks you for tfare before they come to see you

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

Women are so creative 😂

[SPHERA @SPHERAAPP]

Matchday 1 delivered drama, records, red cards and hat-tricks. 👀⚽

From Mexico’s first goal of the tournament to Messi’s hat-trick heroics, here are the biggest moments from World Cup ’26 Matchday 1.

Which stat caught your attention the most?
Let us know in the comments...

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

Please if you’re inviting me to your wedding, please warn your MC!

All these yeye wedding games that involves billing, Avoid it please. What do you mean, bridesmaids should come and collect my shoe, then I’ll use 200k to bail the shoe! How much is the shoe in the first place?

[City! @dolapocarter]

Nigerians will only respect you based on money or perceived money they think you have

Absolutely disgusting culture we have here ngl

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

It is not crazy, you're foolish.

[Tobey @tobeenator]

@Wizarab10 Real

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

I’ll keep saying it, a lot of you need to decenter that Instagram lavish way of life, so you can start thinking like normal humans.
You are a Nigerian , living in Nigeria, no special
talent or skill , fuel is 1300+, rent is skyrocketing everywhere, minimum wage is less than 100k. Trust me you are closer to being homeless than driving that 2025 gle.

[Tobey @tobeenator]

@sxdiqcarter_ you no even lie

[Tobey @tobeenator]

Pototo chips

[ADE ODDS 🇦🇷 @Adedamo1aa]

“Ella’s cakes and more”
Wetin be that and more 😂

[Tobey @tobeenator]

You be water pikin, you dey bring blessing to man wey date you but you no wan date man wey broke. Na the one wey don get money you dey find

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

i be water pikin, any woman wey marry me no fit broke again for this life

[𝔸ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕊🗡️ @Evander611]

Na why you gats marry woman wey get money

[Tobey @tobeenator]

Una sure say I go get babe like this😂

[Tobey @tobeenator]

@He_is_itohan “What about your promise” 😂😂