Toby White

International flaneur and champion of the kalsarikännit lifestyle. Rarely here now find me on Bluesky - @tobermoree.bsky.social

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

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@netflix Worst film of all time. Alex, a trust fund spoilt brat who is absolutely obsessed with herself has to complete some easy tasks (read a book! Which she struggles with despite being an English teacher! ), to inherit a house. 2hrs long!!!

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@JDVance Dude you are an absolute bell end.

[Brexitshambles @brexit_sham]

Freedom of what was that again?

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@LBC Trump is a massive coward as all bullies are.

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@Rerekapo Trumps a coward.

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@mjfree Trump is just a fucking coward.

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@KayBurley I can't be the only one looking at Kay Burley, and going you cannot be 64!!. I always say early starts have made me look old. KB has smashed that excuse for me. Loved watching you over the years. Best of luck with the next project, and keep defying the ageing process.

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@camrufc This was a must win game really. Feels like the team has fallen away a bit

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@lionsofficial Dean Richards

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@JiffyRugby OOF that looks painful mate - best of luck with the recovery

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@JiffyRugby If you look at the womens game that is booming - mainly due to free coverage and cheaper game prices.

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@JiffyRugby Grass roots numbers of players are falling off a cliff - when I played in the 90's 00's local clubs ran 4-5 teams. I see those same teams struggling to get 2 teams out now. Part is other things that can take up time but I am convinced a huge amount is the lack of free coverage

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@trussliz Have a day off love

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@Fen_GrayZee @camrufc Must remember this is a 2 tier league. Ealings budget is huge compared to Cambridge. The big game is Ampthill. Let's get behind the players for that one.

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Dads - A thread 🧵

1. Dad doing things right

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

The most beautiful castles on Earth 🧵

1. St Michael's Mount, Cornwall

[Toby White @Tobermoree]

@AnfieldWatch Unfortunately he can't. He is just one of those players who needs 5-6 chances to score a goal. I know he will go at a loss but not everyone can work out. With a world class finisher we would have been out of sight in every game this year.

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@deathofbuckley If I won I would just blow the lot. I'd book Centre Parcs in the school holidays

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@badgerthecat @LizWebsterSBF @IrishMike15 @gildedcage66 @UKLabour Or and here's a thought - if you are so passionate about it staying in the family gift it to your children at 70 and pay no IHT at all. Just a thought

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@petercrouch I met Chris Waddle at Alton Towers, genuinely one of the nicest blokes I've ever met. He had time for everyone, stood for pictures, and signed kids autographs. All with great humour and patience. Real role model.