Tobi

Shipping apps faster than people can ignore them. AI agents, Shopify tools, bad ideas executed well. 🦞

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

@neogoose_btw you can report that guy to the police https://t.co/KAXLt9xOS5

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

@levelsio @christianreber Fedex and UPS will do all the import stuff for you if you try to get something serious from the US

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

@steipete @ATT I have very good experience with visible. total no BS signup. Download App, get eSim - be online. Takes minutes and is super fast in bay area.

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

@Lars_Kruse_1973 Und das war nicht verboten im Bebauungsplan?

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

@thekitze Watch Toy Story 5 😅 and remember you had unlimited screen time but screens where boring back then, today multi billion dollar companies invest all they have to lure you in.

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

@levelsio Interesting that you are using the 16“ behemoth on the go.

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

@levelsio Very accurate description of a typical uber ride in a German city nowadays. I always wonder why tf they are on group calls the all the time and what to they talk about there? Confusing.

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

@thekitze Smart turn, you cannot get any computer that fast with 16GB ram nowadays. You can sell your Mac Mini bought in February with markup right now.

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

@Jason Now clean your lens please 😅

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

@BerndSchoen Ich weiß das ein Polo 20k kostet und ein Golf 30k also 40k?

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

> you’ll never start a rocket company
> you’ll never build your own engines
> you’ll never be able to use off-the-shelf parts
> you’ll never survive three launch failures
> you’ll never reach orbit
> you’ll never win NASA’s trust
> you’ll never launch cargo to the ISS
> you’ll never compete with Boeing
> you’ll never compete with Lockheed
> you’ll never make rockets reusable
> you’ll never land a rocket vertically
> you’ll never land one on a drone ship
> you’ll never reuse a booster
> you’ll never fly the same booster 10 times
> you’ll never fly the same booster 20 times
> you’ll never fly the same booster 30 times
> you’ll never recover and reuse the fairing
> you’ll never lower launch costs
> you’ll never launch every month
> you’ll never launch every week
> you’ll never launch multiple times a week
> you’ll never carry astronauts
> you’ll never replace Roscosmos
> you’ll never fly civilians to orbit
> you’ll never manufacture satellites at scale
> you’ll never build the biggest constellation ever
> you’ll never make satellite internet work
> you’ll never make satellite internet fast
> you’ll never make satellite internet affordable
> you’ll never serve rural customers
> you’ll never serve aircraft and ships
> you’ll never build a methane rocket engine
> you’ll never make full-flow staged combustion work
> you’ll never build the most powerful rocket ever
> you’ll never build a rocket bigger than Saturn V
> you’ll never build it out of stainless steel
> you’ll never launch Starship
> you’ll never separate Super Heavy and Starship
> you’ll never relight Raptor in space
> you’ll never bring Super Heavy back
> you’ll never catch a booster with Mechazilla tower arms
> you’ll never launch 85% of mass to orbit worldwide
> you’ll never change the economics of space
> you’ll never force the entire industry to copy you
> you’ll never win
> you’ll never IPO

Congratulations to @elonmusk and the SpaceX team. You did what countless people said was impossible, and you did it time and time again.

Today is your day. You deserve this. May it be a glorious one.

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

The scaledown hides the actual bear case:
Your person can sell BTC to pay the $142. Strategy can't – "never sell" is the product.
The dividends are paid from ATM sales + new preferreds, not from the BTC. Works above 1x mNAV. Below it, the flywheel reverses.
3.25% carry isn't the thesis. Reflexivity is.

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

Same. I tested Hermes for a week very intensively. It’s slow and surprisingly incapable. The self improvement is nice though but openclaw is where it’s at at the moment

[SimonTNRE @SimonTNRE]

@steipete After testing Hermes for a week, I can say confidently that my openclaw setup, which I have been tweaking for months is far superior.

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

@steipete stupid.

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

@Sam_Dumitriu @levelsio Same in Germany. It’s technically not forbidden to install ac in new houses but regulations around energy consumption make it practically impossible

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

@levelsio Classic European hotel. No AC, no windows to open. Had this in south France a couple of weeks ago. Sleeping with 25 degrees in the room, nothing to do about it.

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

@aixarizzo @lufthansa Interesting, had coke spilled on me by the attendant last week on LH from LAX->MUC. Did not bother them much.

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

@iAmHenryMascot @openclaw 2026.5.22 (a374c3a) seems like the telegram session is loosing its codex thread bind and fall back to an API Path.

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

LOL, my @openclaw now looses its API key daily, from the provider it should work best with.

[Tobi @tobi_bsf]

@thekitze Time Machine is useless. Brewfile, dropbox, sync dotfiles and .config from dropbox and there you go