Tobi

Husband. Father. Founder. Real Madrid 🤍

[Tobi @tobiagain]

@signulll something about the padding and border radius feels off

[#WAKOFA 🇬🇭 @316simsim]

This is levels of washed I’ve never seen before

[Tobi @tobiagain]

Bayern's press was insane but the number of bad touches/miscontrols man...

[Tobi @tobiagain]

The technical level of this Madrid side 🤮🤮

[Tobi @tobiagain]

The technical level of this Madrid side 🤮🤮

[Tobi @tobiagain]

I typically hate when people suggest this transition but Camavinga is definitely one of those midfielders that should be moved to fullback.

[Lyés @LyesBouzidi10]

That’s the end of Camavinga’s Real Madrid career right there.

[SG @04gully]

Guys are too eager for Yamal to be better than some of the best players we’ve ever seen, let it happen naturally man.

[Z 🇧🇷🇵🇹 @Zx12Jr]

So you are saying that since Mbappé left PSG, Dembélé has become the UCL top knockout player, which was Vinícius's thing until Mbappé joined Real Madrid.

I understand it now.

[trish @TrisH0x2A]

the nurse who learned to code at 35 is way happier than the kid who dreamed of making video games but ended up debugging payment systems for 8 hours a day

[Lesbo Batman @chickadi]

I simply don’t think that texting is a format that requires immediate response. The fact that not responding to someone for a few hours (phone’s off, you’re busy, etc.) is seen as a social faux pas is completely ridiculous to me. I do not want people to have constant access to me

[Ped @PedTalksSports]

Demichelis is now just "Mallorca's manager"

Either im getting old or people really don't watch football no more

[Speedkicks @Speedkicks]

At some point, there was a cultural development where we began calling the requirement of skill "gatekeeping", and the appreciation of the skill "elitism", and I vote we stop doing this immediately.

[Has Mbappe Left My Club? @HasMbappeLeft]

Nope. Day 671.

[Jimmy @FCBJimmy_]

Thank you so much

[Has Mbappe Left My Club? @HasMbappeLeft]

Nope. Day 670.

[Tobi @tobiagain]

This don too. He's not 16 anymore but we're still talking about his 'talent'

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

It’s time to give Eduardo Camavinga his flowers.

He may not be the fastest,
Might not be the strongest,
Might not make every single pass,
May not have the best IQ

👏👏👏

[Tobi @tobiagain]

So I'm really not going to enjoy this sport again till he's gone huh?

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Kylian Maoppe vs Mallorca

The Dictator. 💎 https://t.co/wPAyNzum4H

[We$t @flygodT]

Muriqi dagger😂

[D4🇺🇸🇧🇪 @D4KAComps]

This GIF is too funny😭😭😭7th minute against Levante at home and this guy is moving like he’s missed a tap in a UCL final

[extremely negative energy @DoYouEvenMikel]

I got robbed of years of joy in this sport because madrid employs plumbers as doctors man