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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[Mario Lochner @mario_lochner]

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[Toby @tobinator]

@Tesla @Tesla_France @teslaeurope @elonmusk #5 not safe enough.”
I didn’t know Tesla has different safety standards for French and German customers.
This is my second Tesla (after a Model S). I love the cars, but the service is a disgrace. No real person to talk to — only an app and emails that don’t reply.

[Toby @tobinator]

Tesla made me drive 2500 km extra because they didn't check my rear control arms properly. Paid 310€ + explicit TÜV warning → failed in Germany → ignored for 6 months. Why won't anyone talk to me?
#Tesla #ModelY #TeslaService
@Tesla @Tesla_France @teslaeurope @elonmusk

[Toby @tobinator]

@Tesla @Tesla_France @teslaeurope @elonmusk #4 plus a registered letter. Almost total silence for 6 months.
Yesterday I went there again. No service manager, no name, no phone number, no contact. The counter person listened, disappeared, came back and said: “Tesla France is not responsible if the German TÜV says the car is

[Toby @tobinator]

@Tesla @Tesla_France @teslaeurope @elonmusk #3 I had to drive all the way back to Germany for the re-test: 2 days + over 400 € in charging and tolls.
I demanded reimbursement for the failed service and the extra costs. I handed in the letter in person, sent multiple emails to Tesla Cannes, Tesla France and Tesla EMEA,

[Toby @tobinator]

@Tesla @Tesla_France @teslaeurope @elonmusk #2 I paid 310 €. At the TÜV the inspector immediately heard the classic rear control arm noise, lifted the car — and the Model Y failed.
Tesla France told me “in France the tolerance is higher” and repaired it for free anyway. If it was safe, why repair it?

[Toby @tobinator]

@Tesla @Tesla_France @teslaeurope @elonmusk I spent the winter in France and had my German TÜV coming up. I booked a service at Tesla Cannes, explicitly told them that I had a German TÜV/CT appointment and to check it thoroughly so I wouldn’t have to drive back from Germany again.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

People oddly assumed that I didn’t understand LiDAR, even though I oversaw the custom LiDAR development that Dragon uses to dock with the Space Station

[InvestAnswers @Investanswers]

Worth watching....

[StarPlatinum @StarPlatinum_]

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[Ray @ray4tesla]

Tesla China has released a video to show how much cargo space inside. Can you imagine it can hold that much luggage?

[WATOWEAR @WATOWEAR_app]

85% of people wear only 20% of their clothes. WATOWEAR solves this with fashion expertise + AI. 🎯 Currently building MVP.

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[Zentrale Ermittlungsstelle @ZentraleV]

@unblogd Flaschen mit nicht abreißbaren Deckeln, damit sie das Meer nicht verschmutzen. 🙎‍♂️

[Teslaconomics @Teslaconomics]

My Tesla Robotaxi avoids running over a peacock

[Dirty Tesla @DirtyTesLa]

I went from one robotaxi to the next and the same song was playing in the next one since the vehicles are synced to my profile 😭 this is one of the best parts of robotaxi

[Ivar 🇸🇪 @Ivar_A2428]

SpaceX: From a scrappy rocket startup to catching falling skyscrapers with giant chopsticks.

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

🚨It’s official: Starbase is now an incorporated city in Texas.

[Tesla @Tesla]

We're a car company right