Tobi Surplus

Actor, Musician, movie producer Friction & non-friction story Teller, Aspiring Billionaire [phone] [email protected]

[Tobi Surplus @tobisurplus]

#EFCC #efccnigeria @officialEFCC I am waiting….

Gowon #ParisSaintGermain sallah prof Nico

[Tobi Surplus @tobisurplus]

https://t.co/2onaKO1pDC

Continuity Managed By Olaoluwa Olajide

Produced By ISIAHQ SANUSI Apankufor

Directed By Adeyinka Adegbite

[Kiekie @iamKiekie_]

My partner in crime. 😂😭😂

[Depegan of Lagos 🇳🇬🇺🇸 @Mautiin01]

OBA SOLOMON DON KILL ME!🤣😂🤣

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Boyz na better update I bring come so ooo, if you be car owner, na how to build better credit score for those mama wey dey sell stuffs in your area 😂💯

[Jobs with Aramide @AramideOyekunle]

USSD code to lock your bank account if your phone is stolen/misplaced

1. Access: *901*911#
2. Zenith: *966*911#
3. GTB: *737*51*74#
4. WEMA: *945*911#
5. FirstBank: *894*911#
6. Keystone: *7111*911#
7. UBA: *919*911#
8. FCMB: *329*911#
9. Sterling Bank: *822*911#

[Oluwafemi @Femi_Daveed]

Ladies! this is for you.
Watch and learn!
A pregnant woman asked a question "why does the belly get smaller in the morning after she wakes up while it's bigger during the day?" Listen to the sound and knowledgeable response @NurseOlusolape gave.

[Eleanor🎼 @Eleanor1589539]

The best game for keeping the memory of older people alive

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

Where’s the lie?

[Self Defense DIY @SelfDefenseDIY]

Top 3 best self defense technique for everyone.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This is a really beautiful video

[🇺🇸🇺🇸DADA🇺🇲🇺🇲 @BredsguardDalen]

Beach hacks to start off the summer

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

This is the logic behind the Toyota logo

[Adigunalawada @adigunalawada]

Iyawo ile Dey fry meat for family house …side chick Dey chop am for lodge …🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

The biggest proof of a man’s greatness is how much he believes in his own greatness before there’s any visible evidence of it.

[36kinniun media👑 🦁 🕊 @fattylincorn_01]

A woman was kdnapped, and one particular man among the kidnappers was the only one who constantly Graped her. After the ran.som was finally paid, she was released.

One day, she went to the bank and saw a man whose body structure looked familiar. Even though all the kdnappers had worn masks, she recognized him from his physique.

She immediately alerted the security personnel and explained that the man she had seen at the bank was one of the idnappers who rGaped her. The security officer asked if she was certain, and she confidently said yes. She also claimed that the man had a tattoo on his private part and suggested they confirm it.

The security officers approached the man, took him into a room, and confirmed that he indeed had the tattoo. After much torture and questioning, he finally confessed to the crime.

The woman then called her husband to come over, only for the husband to scream in shock and reveal that the man was his tailor.

Most kdnappings are often connected to someone close to the victim. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Copied!

[NASIRU @iamnasboi]

You don notice? Say as you dey grow you dey gentle.

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

I don’t care about you enough to want your apology. That season has passed. Apologies are for people still hoping the past can be repaired. I’m not there anymore. I don’t need an explanation, a confession, a soft landing, or a dramatic return. I saw what I needed to see, accepted what it revealed, and moved accordingly. Keep the apology. I already took the lesson.

[One Blood 🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @Tipster_Blood]

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Cristiano Ronaldo Conquered Spain 🇪🇸

Cristiano Ronaldo Conquered Italy 🇮🇹

Cristiano Ronaldo Conquered Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦
Sir Alex Ferguson quote is the best quote ever

[WHATSAPPBLOG9JA🇳🇬🌍 @whatsappblog9ja]

The second child didn't deserve that at all 😭😂