Dr. Tobias Fünke

[Frank Lloyd White Boy @rustbelt_]

Exactly what it feels like to be 28

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Boston Celtics forward Jordan Walsh has agreed to a three-year, $15 million contract extension with the franchise through the 2029-30 season, sources tell ESPN. Boston picked up Walsh's $2.4M option on next season and adds three more years for their 2023 second-rounder.

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

I tried Coke Zero at lunch instead of Diet Coke. All of the aspartame without any of the refreshment, the glamour, the joie de vivre, the satisfaction of cracking open a cold, glistening can of DC. Insidious beverage.

[Joaquin Castro @JoaquinCastrotx]

Texas has lost one of our own. Army Pvt. Isabella Gonzales of Carrollton, Texas—just 19 years old—was killed Friday in an Iranian strike. Her family and loved ones are in my prayers.

Pvt. Gonzales and the other service members we've lost will be forever remembered for their sacrifice and service to our country.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

1st Lt. Tyler James Feehan, 25, of Ewa Beach, Hawaii was killed on July 18 during Trump’s unauthorized war with Iran.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Putin

Last night Donald Trump released a declassified document that says his own intelligence community identified Putin as personally running an operation to defeat my father in 2020, built around a fake Burisma corruption scandal centered around me and executed through prominent Americans.

Trump tasked his personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, to fly to Kyiv and meet a known Russian agent.

The Americans who ran, laundered, and legitimized the operation:

Donald Trump. Rudy Giuliani. John Solomon. Joe DiGenova. Victoria Toensing. Lev Parnas. Igor Fruman. Chanel Rion. Sean Hannity. Steve Bannon. Miranda Devine. Ken Vogel. Ron Johnson. Chuck Grassley. James Comer. Jim Jordan.

To name a few.

An operation formally sanctioned by Trump's own Treasury Department on September 10, 2020, and expanded to include more named actors on January 11, 2021.

Oh, and don't forget the Russian-linked FBI informant Alexander Smirnov, who later pleaded guilty to making the entire Burisma bribery story up.

The record exists and we have all the receipts, and more.

[Tony Allen @blanketpisser]

I’m lowkey kinda a woman fr

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Trump released documents that confirm Russia tried to interfere in the 2020 election to hurt Biden. It says Russia tried to "orchestrate a high-profile corruption scandal" and push narratives about "voter fraud resulting from mail-in balloting"

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: Who won the 2020 election?

Clayton: I’m not going to get into that with you.

Ossoff: Isn't it humiliating to be unable to answer this question, to have to indulge the president's delusions?

[aarøn. @ayroned]

fruits and veggies are bad for you and soda is medicine. I think a 7 year old found a magic lamp

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

:(

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Tom Morello has announced the passing of his mother, Mary Morello, at the age of 102.

A former high school history teacher and lifelong activist, she also founded the anti-censorship organization Parents for Rock and Rap.

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Mitch McConnell’s last words: “Lindsay Graham survives…”

[Sawyer Hackett @SawyerHackett]

Literal Nazis marching the streets of DC for America’s 250th anniversary.

That’s Trump’s America.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize that in 100 years historians are going to use it as shorthand to summarize the whole era you're living through right now.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Boston Celtics 7-footer Neemias Queta will sign a new four-year, $56 million extension with the franchise, his agent Bill Duffy of WME Basketball tells ESPN. Queta has established himself as a critical Celtics piece – from two-way contracts to averaging 10.2 points, 8.4 rebounds and 1.3 blocks as starting center.

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Jaylen Brown on reports claiming he thinks he's the smartest person in the room:

"No offense to everybody in sports, but the bar is fuckin' low."