Sarah Tobin

[Sarah Tobin @TobsTweets]

@helennicole20 Literally got outta bed to answer this call 😂😂

[Sarah Tobin @TobsTweets]

Hey @Delta, Expedia is saying that you’re the reason I’m bumped off my flight with no other options. Curious if your policy is to bump people who don’t spend enough money or if Expedia is just blaming you for their mistake.

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

Starting 2020 off the right way.

@OutbackBowl Champions.

[hel @helennicole20]

This trip to Miami has really solidified that I’m in my late 20’s and cannot party like I’m in college any more 😂😭 @TobsTweets but we sure did do a damn good job trying 😅

[Sarah Tobin @TobsTweets]

Thank you @Jenna_Marbles and @juliensolomita for the inspiration. This was seriously so much fun! Turns out not all art is stressful

[Sarah Tobin @TobsTweets]

@helennicole20 Meeeeee!!! 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

[Sarah Tobin @TobsTweets]

USA USA!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 #WWC #WorldCup2019

[Minnesota Men's Basketball @GopherMBB]

Marching on.

[hel @helennicole20]

How to spot a hangover 🍀

[Sarah Tobin @TobsTweets]

@helennicole20 @flirtaylady I know you’re going to universal, but if you have a chance go check out Downtown Disney/Disney Springs!

[Sarah Tobin @TobsTweets]

@helennicole20 I mean, I can’t afford to buy you one... but I’d be your cruise buddy for sure

[Sarah Tobin @TobsTweets]

@lizwelle Things I don’t recommend:
-Mentioning how you wish you pregamed more
-Nonsensical political ramblings
-Future couple trips you can take together
-How much your mom will like them

And yes, one man covered all these things.

[Sarah Tobin @TobsTweets]

Win of the day: convincing the bartender to break the rules and put the packers game on for me #GoPackGo

[Sarah Tobin @TobsTweets]

@helennicole20 I’ve never been!! I really wanna go! Maybe July? Or September?? ☀️🌴🍾🥂🍹

[Sarah Tobin @TobsTweets]

Hey @hulu, I see you charging my same email and card twice a month and now you won’t believe me #corrupt #fixthisorIcancelnow

[Sarah Tobin @TobsTweets]

Huge shoutout to @UnitedAirways for being on top of their stuff and letting me switch flights to avoid a huge storm on Friday!

[Sarah Tobin @TobsTweets]

Even though I got ditched last minute, nothing will stop me from seeing @Nas and @MsLaurynHill tonight #firstsoloconcert

[Sarah Tobin @TobsTweets]

Glad I got out early. Here's hoping my house can withstand those riverside floods https://t.co/uAHp8q8EQq

[Jax Sheriff's Office @JSOPIO]

If you are A or B evacuation zone along the river, you need to heed this warning now. https://t.co/doN3zYLezh

[Sarah Tobin @TobsTweets]

Reasons not to go to the bar on a Monday: you get hit on by a girl who just made out with her cousin #sos