punchy

[punchy @toby_mouse]

@mrs_alyse Have you tested yet or still in tww?

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Who fucking closed last night?

[punchy @toby_mouse]

@foodjustforme What happened?

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

every so often i remember the “cooking is more expensive than takeout” crowd and am amazed at their lack of critical thinking (there’s no world in which ingredients + labor could be cheaper than ingredients alone), and also just curious what other aspects of their lives are totally fucked by their misconceptions of reality.

as a data point, i’ve frozen 160+ servings of food for postpartum. on average each serving has cost about $1.50 in ingredients.

[Snow Bird 🦜 @ArktikUtka]

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

im sorry but i will never back into a parking spot. that is just not who i am or what im about

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

it's so funny that the "delivery is cheaper than cooking, actually" people just apparently don't understand the concept of simply having ingredients in your house

[steph @steph_mcca]

And i’m new in town

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

Cash for clunkers was one of the worst things to ever happen to America and that's not recognized enough.

It basically took 90% of easily reparable cars with no computers in them off the roads. The financial burden alone on the lower half of American society is in the billions.

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

japan has seen bigger

[AB @AB84]

Trump gave him “is this dude retarded” double take 😂😂

[åπd®ew Bølęy 🐢🐢🐢 @Andrew__Boley]

Doing this to a barista is the modern equivalent of shooting at the floor to make a person dance in the Wild West

[val💋 @xovalerie_]

telling your coworker a story in between customers is an extreme sport fr