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26. the meatball that stayed ON the spaghetti when somebody sneezed.

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im like if the PT sink baby was a boy

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me trying to catch a ride after three separate people at momocon asked if i was angela #malenia #eldenring

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scroll through your own twitter account for fun and profit

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anyone else think wire mother lowkey a milf

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i miss the costco churro

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im like if horse therapy was about a horse that needed therapy

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fanum of the opera

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i eat the groceries like booty

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mortal minds cannot comprehend how much lucky charms i eat in a week

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“q-tips aren’t supposed to go in your ears” then explain the eardrum clit?

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“one must imagine sisyphus happy” no man i would be so mad

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dude if i was sisyphus i would be sooooo pissed

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im like if the boss baby was a boy

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i think if you’re sweeping and someone steps in your pile you should be allowed to kill them

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battinson bruce wayne: what the hell is rizz
11 yr old gen alpha dick grayson: it means charisma. can we kill that guy now

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backpack protein bar
smashed, seven months expired
it is now your time

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@ChelsCos

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@ChelsCos last year i was having a semi deep conversation i was having a semi deep conversation with someone in this area and then two dudes with lightsabers came out and had a battle. someone from a balcony started blasting dual of the fates. i was dressed as bunnysuit princess peach

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@ChelsCos thats the earf

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@roach_unlimited @FandemicTour lowkey agree. no hate to the guy for doing his thing on his own page but imho it’s a little strange for him to be judging a craftsmanship contest when it doesn’t appear he does… any… craftsmanship

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ric flair cosplayer: what’s your name!
me: toby
rfc: oh shit are you a guy?
me: sometimes
rfc: wait i’m so confused
me: me too