txbyfxldmxn

everybody is a nobody to somebody

[txbyfxldmxn @tobyfeldmann]

If you're having lunch before midday you're doing it wrong

[txbyfxldmxn @tobyfeldmann]

I'd give my left nut for an ice cold pint in a beer garden rn

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

You’re about to walk into the greatest year of your life.

[txbyfxldmxn @tobyfeldmann]

The only decision parliament has made is to continually make no decision smh

[ARTAN @ARTANLDN]

Fredo: "Just me and my rambo cuttin through west"

Everyone: "the hardest in UK rn!"

*Fredo gets nicked for having a rambo in west*

Everyone: "Disgusting that my favourite artist would carry a rambo in west, love his music but hate knife crime"

[Chris @cbrxwn__]

Cannot believe someone genuinely got paid to do this man😂😭😂

[Zachtan Ibrahimović @zmullis]

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT

[Tesla @Tesla]

Last month we had over 2 million Supercharger sessions, totalling 72 GWh of energy.

That could power:
- Hawaii for three days
- the Republic of Ireland for a day
- playing 'You're Beautiful' on repeat from every device in your house because Karen just left you

[txbyfxldmxn @tobyfeldmann]

I'm acc so done w this country 😪 100 days left and counting

[txbyfxldmxn @tobyfeldmann]

@GeorgeWorthyman Looooooool it only takes 1 mate

[txbyfxldmxn @tobyfeldmann]

Your MCM gets someone to spot him on the treadmill

[a. @andrewldn_]

Right it’s time to sco pack ur bags and get this shit outta here now. Funs over

[txbyfxldmxn @tobyfeldmann]

London underground is an elite service. You can get between any central London hotspots in 30 mins or less facts

[txbyfxldmxn @tobyfeldmann]

I swear if one more person blows their cig smoke in my face while I'm running I'm gonna yak on their shoes 🤮

[txbyfxldmxn @tobyfeldmann]

Good luck Britain.. Our fate is in Boris' hands now 😬

[hales💛 @halessnicoleee_]

If ur still a Virgin rt this

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Technically, alcohol is a solution