Toby Flenley

If I drink a pint of milk a day I'll be good enough to play for Acrington Stanley.

[Toby Flenley @tobyflenley]

@UberEats Hello. We have a problem, but your automated support line keeps kicking me out...

[LF @LF_1906]

Thank fuck it's over https://t.co/aBPzKuJIpg

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Please not again...

[Toby Flenley @tobyflenley]

@jayjaffa belter of a game that! Unlucky son

[Toby Flenley @tobyflenley]

@dave_costy @ladipogb @seanmillsy Gerrard is the only player I've known that has every single quality that gets a fan off their seat...

[Toby Flenley @tobyflenley]

@ladipogb @seanmillsy He's still got the best right foot in the league, just no legs. Wanted him to be a one-club legend, but fair play