Toby

Why am I the way that I am?

[Toby @TobyInHR]

@BizNasty2point0 Great take, I love it. 84 games makes sense because you play 16 opposite conference teams 2x, 8 opposite division teams 3x, and 7 same division teams 4x. You can remove one game from same division series in BonB years, and use 1-8 seeding to compensate.

[Centri @TeamCentri]

Welcome to the new snipers!
Lizard! 🦎
@TobyInHR
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[Toby @TobyInHR]

@AnthonyLaPanta Last year was Brock Vader, when Darth Faber was RIGHT THERE.

[Toby @TobyInHR]

@AnthonyLaPanta Who do I talk to about naming these Star Wars giveaways? R2 Ek 2?

When R2E2 is right there?

[Toby @TobyInHR]

@ESPNRefNHL There are 3 requirements to award a goal: 1) defending player is the cause; 2) immediate scoring opportunity PRIOR to the net being displaced; 3) puck enters between the posts.

The first opportunity was prior to displacement. The second was not. Play should have stopped.

[Toby @TobyInHR]

@AnthonyLaPanta Beautiful tie tonight, my god! Is it Italian?! I need one!

[Toby @TobyInHR]

@BizNasty2point0 Balls to the wall just means to throw it into top speed (like the ball on the engine thrust lever in an airplane when pressed all the way forward).

It’s not a reference to what your balls do when that happens.

Don’t worry, I also just learned this.

[Toby @TobyInHR]

WHY DOES @AnthonyLaPanta ADDRESS @kevingorg WITH SO MUCH SASS EVERY NIGHT?!

[Toby @TobyInHR]

Okay. I’ve been waiting long enough for the answer to reveal itself, and it’s not happening.

WHY DOES @AnthonyLaPanta ADDRESS @kevingorg WITH SO MUCH SASS EVERY NIGHT?!

[Toby @TobyInHR]

@AnthonyLaPanta Panther talking about OT with 10 minutes left in the 3rd had me sweating, but then I remembered that jinxes aren’t real.

[Toby @TobyInHR]

@AnthonyLaPanta Do you watch these games at home and practice your play calling, or do you take the night off?

[Toby @TobyInHR]

@AnthonyLaPanta Yeah, shame on you! I was wearing the same, filthy, unwashed clothes from the game against VAN to help the boys WIN, and it was all for nothing because you didn’t give your 110% undivided attention for 3 straight hours!

[Toby @TobyInHR]

@RussoHockey Replay made it look like Hubs left his feet on the hit…

[Toby @TobyInHR]

@EvolvingHockey How does the contract projection model handle someone like Ryan Hartman? It has him projected to a $5.7m AAV for 5 years. He has been Kaprizov's 1C for 2 years, but would likely be a 3RW on any other team. Does that significantly inflate how the model values him?

[Toby @TobyInHR]

@jessi_pierce Not a STH, was able to “purchase” two tickets for $0.00 just now… Ticketmaster bug, or did STHs already have their chance at them?

[Toby @TobyInHR]

@AnthonyLaPanta If JEEK is actually the difference between us having a respectable 75%+ PK, and a hilariously abhorrent 50% PK, I don’t think Dean is truly addressing the special teams issue.

[Toby @TobyInHR]

@EvolvingHockey Seems to be an issue with viewing the site on a mobile device with Chrome — cookies enabled, but it doesn’t recognize that I’m logged in as soon as I leave the home page. Any idea how to fix this on my end?

[Toby @TobyInHR]

@EvolvingWild is this where we mention players falling down? Seguin fell down about 3 seconds before Zuccarello’s third period PP goal, approximately the 13:20 mark.

[Toby @TobyInHR]

@MarkLazerus Does the Athletic pay you to track +- during the All Star Game? Imagine being this mad about a player’s performance in a game that literally means nothing lol. Hellebuyck had a .636 SV%, you wanna moan about that a bit?

[Toby @TobyInHR]

@EvolvingWild I can’t find a glossary entry for GAR- and GAR+ on the Player Projection tables — can you clarify what those numbers are? If there is a write up about it, I’d love to read it!