Millsy Jr

Funny thoughts for a 11 year old Korean/American adoptee!

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

Never eat a ham sandwich then kiss a pig..... They know!

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

My stuffed animals are all very happy!
.... well, I don't know, their smiles are sewn on....

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

Nate was sharing with the kids how he walked to school when he was younger... My response "Yeah, now they have cars!"

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

That's BAM.... like ala..BAMa

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

Drew, why would you disobey? The Lord says to not disobey!

Sorry Toby

Don't say sorry to me, say sorry to The Lord!

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

Mom, your outfit looks nice! But a scarf and three gold bangle bracelets would make it better!

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

No hair product at Boy Scout camp will feel like I am living in the 60's

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

As he eats @ChickfilA tenders "I really feel sorry for these chickens.... They had to die so I could eat them!" *puts another in his mouth

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

After walking in on someone in the bathroom "okay, when we get home I need to bleach my eyeballs"

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

Watching TV and a dating service commercial comes on

Did she just say "Kind, sweet and funny? I think she is looking for me!"

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

I think the people who make my focus pills need to take focus pills!

*new bottle contains a new color of pills*

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

As I walk the dogs in the dark with mom:

"God is always with me! The Boogieman is NOT real!"

Repeat

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

I am special because i have two moms and two dads and two sets of ancestors! #adoptionrocks

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

"Toby, I don't think you will ever have a mustache"

"Hey, I'm growing some hairs... And a Unibrow, which is sad!"

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

"This is a special penny! I've had it since I first got it!"

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

"He called me a cute little squirrel. Do I look like a cute little squirrel! Ok, maybe I'm cute, but I AM NOT a squirrel!"

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

I can't wait for Christmas

[Millsy Jr @tobyisms]

I ask Siri: what's my moms password for her phone?

Siri replies: I'm sorry I'm sworn to secrecy!

#siriwins

[Carol Mills @millsfamily]

Doing a little Whip at the @cavs game @tobyisms