Toby Jakeman

Dull man - He / Him

[Toby Jakeman @tobyjakeman]

Gentle puppies softly nudge hands to seek affection, expressing their longing in the sweetest manner. These sincere, tender gestures provide a heartfelt warmth that makes everyday life feel truly precious. As you grow and learn, remember to remain gentle.

[Toby Jakeman @tobyjakeman]

Liam将一个小气球系在狗狗的项圈上，狗狗走动时气球随之晃动，显得愈发可爱，吸引了宾客们的目光。将你的福气分享给世界。

[Toby Jakeman @tobyjakeman]

Puppies' warm companionship helps ease life's trivial bitterness. Regardless of how tedious life becomes, their lively presence provides positive warmth and strength. Have complete and full belief in yourself.

[Toby Jakeman @tobyjakeman]

Health is your most precious asset. On hot summer days, let fresh water vapor refresh your mind and energize your spirit. Pure aquatic air effectively eliminates stuffiness and enhances your mental state.

[Toby Jakeman @tobyjakeman]

Evolve into your finest self. Acknowledge every wonder that surrounds you. I often come up with sharp responses well after discussions have concluded. My cleverest comebacks emerge too late, when no one is still paying attention. This knack for belated wit is my most persistent

[Toby Jakeman @tobyjakeman]

Be helpful and share assistance. Make every choice intentionally.
Hope persists even in the darkest and toughest times. Always care deeply and love truly.

[Toby Jakeman @tobyjakeman]

@TLRailUK sat on a train that was due into kings X at 09:02, currently stuck at new Barnet. Any idea when we’ll be able to move?

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Italy isn’t messing around

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Have they tried printing out their CVs and taking them round the shops in town? Bit of elbow grease and entrepreneurial spirit

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

BRUV (Barely Room for Underwear, Verytight)

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

you will never in a million years guess what this is in response to

[Bec @RebeccaCait04]

Nothing pleads poverty like having a Longchamps bag.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Lucy Connolly has been jailed for two-and-a-half years.

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

Free lunches for children is such an easy litmus test. If you are against it, I can easily disregard anything you ever say and forget you exist entirely.

[Celia Richardson @CeliaRichards0n]

For those asking, the ‘fierce backlash last night’ entailed two information requests to our press office. One from the Daily Mail and one from the Daily Telegraph.

Please remember to vote in this year’s National Trust AGM.

[Cal @SimpGanassi]

75 year olds today were born in 1949, they were teenagers in the 60s and the only war they’d have fought in would be the Falklands, if they’d chosen to enlist. Our perception of pensioners as Vera Lynn singing D-Day veterans is 20 years out of date

[San Marino fan account @SanMarino_FA]

THEY DID IT. THE FIRST EVER COMPETITIVE WIN, NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FOR SAN MARINO. TODAY SAN MARINO WROTE FOOTBALL HISTORY. THANK YOU SENSOLI, THANK YOU SAN MARINO. FORZA TITANI.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

nay. being into fashion means collecting two of every variation of every iconic jacket and storing them in your closet like noah's ark

[Oasis @oasis]

🚨Please note, Oasis Live ‘25 tickets can only be resold at face value via @TicketmasterUK and @Twickets!
Tickets appearing on other secondary ticketing sites are either counterfeit or will be cancelled by the promoters.

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Ticket companies know what they are doing. The "buzz" of getting into the buy phase after 4 hrs is the same dopamine hit gamblers experience.

At that stage, £150 to £400 price rise no longer is a choice, it's an impulse buy.

An unethical/should be illegal business practice.