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How things change.

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#VoteForYeezy #ImWithYeezy #MakeAmericaYeezyAgain

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Our lawyers gonna be so rich they be shopping in @marksandspencer soon #FreeCuthbert #Round2

[Arena Flowers @ArenaFlowers]

In the couple of hours Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram have been down I've managed to read three books, write two screenplays, watch a sunset and reconnect with my estranged father, but I would trade it all to know what Gareth from primary school is up to.

[Adrian Bliss @adrianbliss]

Bee fires beekeeper

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@sophiejowrites BOTH

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@zohebraza Thanks boss but have no technical knowledge about shooting hoops, plus also am gainfully employed innit

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!

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@jessicapardoePR The worst are the journalists that complain about being sent free stuff that isn’t completely tailored to their wants needs, desires and inner most secrets. Just take the free socks and get over it.

[Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini]

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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@Myprotein_CS is there any reason why you’ve increased the price of impact whey protein by over £30?

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Good morning

[twiter user @stickyyy_]

@igbopresenting if a british person falls in the woods and nobodies around to hear them do they still say 'blimey'?

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@Rudbow Given your stature, you’d only need a small shoe horn anyway!

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Forget S Club, what are the dwarves going to do?! #Lockdown2

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@Rudbow @netflix Yes boss, watching now

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@NuffieldHealth Second stage, “About me”. I fill in alll personal details, search for address, select address, confirm I’m in good health and then press continue. It then takes me back to the page I was just on and asks for me to enter my details, yet they’re still all there in the boxes.

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@NuffieldHealth trying to sign up for membership at Milngavie but even after I fill in all details and continue, it sends me back and then asks to fill in all details. Have tried on 3 different devices.