Toby Morris

A bit of media, questionable parenting, pithy football observations and what do you get?

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

Looking forward to the ‘You’re the one for me Fati’ chant from Brighton this season.

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

@JohnBrewin_ Ah Little Mix. Of course.

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

@JohnBrewin_ Alright Brian Sewell.

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

@_RossMacDonald_ The Neil/BBC point is vaild, but it's a different DG now and Neil is not on the BBC any more.

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

@_RossMacDonald_ Whilst I don't think Lineker was particularly wise to write what he did, I also don't think that a policy of total neutrality is enforceable across ALL parts of the BBC.

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

How can something like ChatGPT exist when predictive text on my phone still misspells the word "the" about 50% of the time.

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

@TivoliCinemasUK Hi is your Bath site down? Can't seem to book any films at all...

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

Like loads of us, I have complicated feelings about the next four weeks. But this has been a lovely Friday surprise that works on so many levels... Well done to all involved.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Before this website goes down...Happy Christmas. https://t.co/tdTxIMriNj

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Before this website goes down...Happy Christmas. https://t.co/tdTxIMriNj

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

Why is it that London bus drivers never strike?

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

I mean who actually buys birthday cards with a picture of Del Boy on them any more?

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

@Simon_Burnton @WatfordFC I feel like every fan was sold a story of how this was going to be new, fresh, long term approach.. but no. I think this could be a proper turning point now in an already tricky owner vs. fanbase relationship.

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

I love #WatfordFC, but my word it's so hard to stick with them at the moment.

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

Not sure about you guys, but what I'm really missing from the day is some hastily taken screenshots of weather apps or car temperature guages.

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

I've always enjoyed the "only travel if neccessary" advice. As if there are swathes of the population buzzing around on trains just for the want of something to do.

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

@watfordpodcast What other clubs within Europe do you look at and go "Yes they're doing it right, that's what we want Watford to be"?

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

@JonathanHungin He's been so calm and articulate in most interviews I have seen, yet also politely aware of his limitations on being able to comment on the wider situation. Big fan.

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

@JohnBrewin_ Which I think for me is six. I’ve never even heard of Better Off Dead.

[Toby Morris @tobym20]

@JohnBrewin_ Surely the better question is which haven’t you seen?