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[͏͏ ͏͏ @tobynskiii]

One day, everything will ALIGN on G

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Snail wey I pick after rain yesterday na 28,700 I sell am

If you like Dey do weather for two...

[𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒅🦇 @Freddnova]

Cousin living abroad go make you think say no be life you dey live for Africa 💔

I ask my female cousin for money ,she was born in Canada tho,and this girl tell me say she too get money and she sent me 50k💔. It' was my first time btw

[Uncle Emeka || YANKEE GADGETS .ng @yankeeplug_]

How long will you continue living like this

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

I was fixing my lashes when two friends started talking.

One said she was craving noodles and asked where she could get some.

The other replied, “Iconic, but it’s about ₦2k.”

Their married friend laughed and said:
“That’s small money. Let me call my husband. I’ll tell him it’s ₦10k.”

Her friend even advised, “Just say ₦4k.”

She refused.

Put the call on speaker and asked for ₦10k to buy food.

Her husband said:
“Which day that one start to use 10k buy food?”

Then he ended the call. 😭

Sis has been explaining all day that maybe he’s just not in a good mood.

[E @Ellis_]

He’s Madrid scum, but Vinicus is world class. Mbappé is definitely holding him back.

[King Dom @enyonvm]

Maybe it's because I'm poor, but I find their content painfully boring.

There's nothing I want to hear from them, and nothing I've heard from them that interests me even remotely

[JT Khalid 💸 @stfukhaleeed]

Na why i dey always run if i dey cross road be this

[Fakaika🦅🇵🇹 @Faksback666]

To put umbrella incase you wan start POS business

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Four years ago, Qatar hosted the world.

They Qualified automatically as host nations
They played Three matches,
three heavy defeats,
just one single goal scored.
They walked away with the worst record of any host nation in tournament history.

Fast forward to 2026.
No host nation privileges.
They had to fight through a grueling, turbulent qualification process to earn their ticket to North America.

No one gave them a chance against a star-studded Switzerland squad boasting 70% possession and a relentless onslaught of 27 shots, Qatar was expected to crumble.

When Breel Embolo slotted home a 17th-minute penalty, it felt like the same old script.
In the 94th minute, Boualem smashed home a historic equalizer.

A 1-1 draw to give them their first-ever World Cup point.

This is why we watch football.

Thank you Julen Lopetegui 🇶🇦✨

[✞ ᜰ @rayagoescrazy]

Pep Guardiola dey learn

[Coconut head 🙂‍↔️😍 @ogebuleN]

“come r u mad this girl”😭the thing really weak am gan, he just had to ask her that question.

[͏͏ ͏͏ @tobynskiii]

@guzu_p in as much as you say rubbish most times, you are 100 percent right on this

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Exclusive 📞💣

We just got off a call with someone close to Mateus Fernandes, and let us tell you, it was something else.

Michael Carrick spent two hours on @MicrosoftTeams, diving deep into tactical analysis. The way Carrick laid out the game plan and explained Mateus's role was nothing short of impressive.

We could feel the excitement in Mateus's voice; he was genuinely taken aback by the clarity and detail.

Now, he’s just waiting for Manchester United's bid to be accepted.

This could be a game-changer for both him and the club. The anticipation is building, and it’s clear that Carrick has a vision for how Mateus fits into the team.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

😭😭😭

Continental bastards.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

There’s a wealth threshold beyond which money stops changing your lifestyle. At that level, Dangote and Elon Musk can enjoy virtually the same luxuries.

[Ceebrown4️⃣🇵🇹 @Brownn4PF]

He really did it man. He really did😭😭❤️❤️❤️

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

M📍A M 🌴. 🇺🇸 @FIFAWorldCup

[Dux @DuxVul]

Elon Musk does not own a yacht

Gavin Newsom does

[͏͏ ͏͏ @tobynskiii]

nigerians don't hate thieves

they hate the petty ones

[WEALTH FX @purplefarm4]

Style full ground,na you never thief 💔😌

[Shruti @heyshrutimishra]

Elon just created 4,400 millionaires in a single day.

400 of them are now worth over $100 million.

These aren't VCs. They're SpaceX employees, and the list includes welders, technicians, and cafeteria staff, because for two decades the company paid every level of the workforce in stock instead of higher salaries.

Juan Hernandez immigrated from Mexico and took a $28 an hour contractor welding job in 2015. He says he didn't even know what SpaceX was. The company gave him a $10,000 equity grant and let him buy more shares through payroll deductions. That stake is now worth $880,000.

Trevor Hise's parents wanted him to take a stable job at General Electric. He picked SpaceX instead, stayed 12 years, and accumulated over 100,000 shares. At the $135 listing price that's $13.5 million. He's 37 and semiretired. His words: "The magnitude of this has been ridiculous."

The most telling detail came before the listing. Over 100 employees quietly banded together and negotiated a group wealth management deal covering up to $5 billion, because none of them had ever needed a wealth manager before.

Software IPOs have minted millionaires for 30 years. This is the first one where the money went to the factory floor.