tobynutter

Documentary editor. I watch a lot of TV so you don't have to. My legs are like a barometer for the seasons. he/him

[tobynutter @tobynutter]

😕 Dr, I have a problem

🧑‍⚕️ What seems to be the matter?

👀 It’s, rather embarrassing…

🩺 Not to worry, I’ve seen it all before

😔 Well, I…

🧑‍⚕️

😐 I can’t hear the word ‘super’ without breaking into a delightfully theatrical version of ABBA’s Super Trooper 😳💃

[tobynutter @tobynutter]

Assless chaps: men who find it hard to sit down.

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Making a quiz. Who can guess the song?

[James @james_j_bailey]

You know in ‘Horny’ by Mousse T, when she sings “I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected”? Do you think she’d been blocked by the recipient, or had she just typed their email incorrectly?

Interviewer: We meant do you have any questions about the job.

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Postscript:

Apple Maps seems to still be fun:

https://t.co/BH05z3oLh5

[tobynutter @tobynutter]

Google Has Lost All It’s Fun: a short thread.

In January 2019 I spent a week in an all inclusive hotel on the southern tip of Lanzarote. I’d worked a lot and wanted some sun during the cold bleak winter break that TV used to precipitate.

1/9

[tobynutter @tobynutter]

So if any of the half dozen active followers I have ever make it to the southern tip of Lanzarote, please go find the spoon (last seen here) and petition Google to reinstate this cultural hotspot!

/fin

[tobynutter @tobynutter]

@swearclock Hey, @fesshole called, they want their tweet back

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Hello darkness my old friend

[J Λ M Ξ S @jamesglynn]

Be an icon like Dame Maggie Smith and give zero f***s 💕

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Cards against humanity’s website explaining why they’re suing Elon is pretty fucking good

[tobynutter @tobynutter]

@heybove Oh wow! What do you use it for?

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@thanksihateitca There are not enough heart eyes emojis for this guitar 😍😍😍