Toby Pastry

Welcome to Toby Pastry - a Zebra amongst Unicorns. Human Being trying to make sense of it all.

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@Neccccy Well... a bit more than embarrass.

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@JamesCleverly Says the living rug-chinned oxyMORON failure. He even has to be the mp for BRAINtree to bolster his 'intelligence'. I'm sure his constituents love the new migrant locals. Very clever. Mastermind beckons.

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@TheGNPE No, they just need pamphlets.

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@DuxVul The party of wankers

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@mikegardner_wb He's 77.7% goblin. Do not trust

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@realMaalouf A heartbreaking story. If ever there was one.

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@drhingram Should be OK as long as he's not trying to deliver it himself. I'd like to see a guest comedian each week.

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@RachelD1892 They need an official pamphlet telling them not to sexually assault women or children. That usually works and makes the 'I've been abused tent' redundant. Simple.

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@EnglandUK Absolutely disgraceful. Tyranny in plain sight.

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@Essex_Patriot Personality shining through. I bet the lettuces felt intimidated.

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@drhingram Brilliant!

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@NotFarLeftAtAll James Cleverly: the oxyMORON that just keeps giving.

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@redrumlisa Unlike many other young people, Saddick Khan developed skills in being a complete wanker during his time working in a supermarket. In contrast Andy 'PM' Burnham has yet to develop anything.

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@JamesEsses The assault tent. Genius.

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@LeeHurstComic Make segs in shoes compulsory Mr Relatable.

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@Jane_Stevenson_ He's part goblin. Never to be trusted

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@EdwardJDavey People on water slides at bank holidays should get two votes. Ed is a serious guy.

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@TheGNPE Miatta Fahnbulleh. Let that sink in.

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A disgrace

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