Toby Quarantine

Gamecock Faithful -Ex Accountant/Husband Founder of Militias for Mother’s / Twitch Streamer and Free Thinker.

[Toby Quarantine @tobyquags19]

They thought there was a urine shortage till they saw all this piss ‘round my neck

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Gettin neck at costco I call it kirkland

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Influencers love talking about a DIML until it’s a
Dick Inbetween My Legs

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Pulling dick out at the bar isn’t a strike out, just a foul tip

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Going on girthright to jizzrael

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Saying I’ll get the last laugh after I get curved at the bar

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She said she’s 10 toes and I said let’s see em then

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Dancing shirtless with some rockets call me Gibby Netanyahu

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White people love saying “looks like we got here at the right time” after a long line forms behind them

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Is beautiful princess island a walkable city

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

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*Influencer does the finger nail tap thing on their grandparents ashes*

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Girls with jailbroken iPhones got the best pussy

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Calling girls at the bar veterans cause they served together

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Got elderly hoes sending nudes on the rotary phone

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For 2026 I predict there’s gonna be a hurricane that will kill a Waffle House employee

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“Why would anyone extend a line of credit backed by Toby’s fat unfaithful wife”

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Put my wife’s ass down as collateral for my loan to buy 4,000 tokens at Chuck E Cheese. Xbox 360 will be mine soon

[Toby Quarantine @tobyquags19]

Put my wife’s ass down as collateral for my loan to buy 4,000 tokens at Chuck E Cheese. Xbox 360 will be mine soon

[Toby Quarantine @tobyquags19]

Asking the Wendy’s drive through worker if we are speaking on a secure line

[Toby Quarantine @tobyquags19]

My girl said she used to use a drake tooth tunes toothbrush on it. Man I wish she just said she cheated on me😭