Toby Roessingh

[Bike Snob NYC @bikesnobnyc]

Dear Paranoid New Yorkers: The doctor with Ebola was HELPING PEOPLE WITH EBOLA. You don't help anybody with shit, you'll be just fine.

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

Canadian workplace productivity has just decreased by 91%

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Can’t believe they killed off Spacey in the first episode and replaced him with Shia LeBouef. #HouseOfCards

[Toby Roessingh @tobyroessingh]

@bikesnobnyc How would a chicken burrito taste aboard a Budnitz? For only $8,008, you can find out.
https://t.co/CcY0FRv1KP

[Toby Roessingh @tobyroessingh]

@fordkayaks @KellyVanderBeek It seemed like such a good idea at the time.
http://t.co/ZaxY0Q7BCB
cc @CooperGFord

[Toby Roessingh @tobyroessingh]

A nice, concise summary of all the important facts.
http://t.co/0rPIbfjJtL

[Toby Roessingh @tobyroessingh]

When Canadian news makes it all the way to Belgium, it's surely a big deal.
http://t.co/u8die2CObE

[Toby Roessingh @tobyroessingh]

So.. what's trending on twitter right now?

[Toby Roessingh @tobyroessingh]

Is this the last snowman I build on @JamieMcClimans car?

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

Rob Ford is 79% more worried about that video of him eating an entire baked ham

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

What if Buzzfeed wrote senfeld

Insted of say "GET OUT"

Elane provide 17 Reasens Why Jery Should Get Out That Will Completly Blow Your Mind

[Toby Roessingh @tobyroessingh]

@outsidemagazine I'm still here, aren't I?

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

95% of Canadians would be furious about the senate scandal if they knew anything about it

[Toby Roessingh @tobyroessingh]

Food for thought. http://t.co/n3uy1ZN6A6

[Toby Roessingh @tobyroessingh]

.@mattyglesias nails it. http://t.co/DWd0vQd8M2

[Toby Roessingh @tobyroessingh]

.@InglewoodYYC is Calgary's best community, in no small part due to its community members, like alderman @gccarra. Vote for him today!

[Toby Roessingh @tobyroessingh]

It's on like donkey kong.

[Toby Roessingh @tobyroessingh]

Surfin' http://t.co/Ap6MhY1GBt

[Toby Roessingh @tobyroessingh]

A win's a win. #stanford #fearthetree