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mostly here for a laugh and fanart

[Yeah Yeah! @YeahYeahOkBro]

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

[Zoska 🐴 🦈 @TotallyNotZoska]

Russian officials have biologically evolved to be harder to push out of windows.

[HolidayKirk @HolidayKirk]

"The password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" blow my house up I don't care

[Kay🌑 @Kaystwt_]

I'm in tears man😭😭😭

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[🦉🌲 @tocallthevoid]

@Oilfield_Rando They do it because a lot of the unions/orgs that control the awards shows now have DEI requirements for nominations. It also generates free publicity.

[🦉🌲 @tocallthevoid]

@fernsong2020 @TheEbonyMaw @dyingscribe It was a 93-year old woman in this case

[🦉🌲 @tocallthevoid]

@alexthechick I think the issue is most people see posting gleeful girl boss tweets like this as extending beyond what is necessary for a defense attorney to do in the course of their job.

[🦉🌲 @tocallthevoid]

@TheEbonyMaw @dyingscribe He murdered a 93-year-old woman

[🦉🌲 @tocallthevoid]

@allie__voss It doesn’t help that it’s basically impossible to find maternity clothes in any stores and then you look online and they’re insanely expensive. Hard to justify spending that money for something you’ll only wear a short time. Easier to just try and make your regular clothes work.

[YuseiKikuchi3 @yuseikikuchi3]

if we were a proper country we’d be sending brits to the greatest stadium on earth

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

[🦉🌲 @tocallthevoid]

@sm Police almost never involve themselves in custody disputes, as it’s a civil matter. If there is an Amber Alert issued it means custody has already been decided and the abductor does not have any legal custody, likely because they were decided to be a danger to the child.

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@Austen Police almost never involve themselves in custody disputes, as it’s a civil matter. If there is an Amber Alert issued it means custody has already been decided and the abductor does not have any legal custody, likely because they were decided to be a danger to the child.

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

[🦉🌲 @tocallthevoid]

@neontaster @SomeGeoffGuy The Blacks are one of the great wizarding families in Britain, with centuries of history…the idea they would be anything other than white doesn’t really make sense either.

[🦉🌲 @tocallthevoid]

@upstatefederlst Nah, the easiest character for them to race swap is McGonagall