Clara Malson

Words person. Believer in grace. Aesthetics enthusiast. Tea sipper. Wife to @Ben_Malson.

[Clara Malson @toclarafy]

@mandaroojack Wow you’re not like other girls are you

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@mandaroojack why have i never heard this

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@mandaroojack now this is funny

[AVC @annevclark]

A comedian's job is to be more entertaining than this and good fuckin luck

[Clara Malson @toclarafy]

I find it incredibly upsetting that 2019 was two years ago and that in less than three months it will be THREE years ago. I'm sorry, what?

[Clara Malson @toclarafy]

I would really like to know what kind of drama went down that required Google Drive to create a block feature

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@mandaroojack @tpjackson Just beautiful 🥲

[Clara Malson @toclarafy]

I notice that a “long weekend” is three days and a “short week” is four days and that just doesn’t seem fair

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@nellkristen definitely

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love the way my cat trots across my keyboard only when i'm sending an important email

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Well folks, it happened. A cicada hitched a ride on my clothes and I didn’t realize until it landed on the mat in our bathroom. Nightmares really do come true 🥲

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@tpjackson plz 😅 Shrek was the first movie I saw in a theater!

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@telehopefax @TelehopeBand Right, because Calvin was literally TEN when Ben and I started dating 🙄

[Austin Channing Brown @austinchanning]

I’m really upset that the media is already laying the groundwork for dismissing Ma’khia’s death. If police can arrest mass shooters with assault rifles, they can arrest a 16 year old girl with a knife.

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@white_as_snow__ @tpjackson I. Love. This.

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@white_as_snow__ @tpjackson OKAY here's the best solution to save time and avoid eating the leg-hair skin: Cut Kiwi in half. Eat fruit with spoon.

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@white_as_snow__ Could not love this more.

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@beckleysays ME TOO. Literally always. Is it anxiety? Is it too much coffee? Is it a medical condition? Time will tell 😅

[Clara Malson @toclarafy]

@realMarkMalson @TheAlanNoble Bill Clinton isn’t relevant right now.