Tristan O'Connell

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Cake. He’s an ice skating legend. Saw this branch back there and couldn’t just leave it. 14/10 appreciates you waiting for him

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

you cannot rush me. on my walks. if i don’t sniff enough things. i could fall behind. on the neighborhood dog leaderboard

[Tristan O'Connell @toconnell94]

@FruitByTheFoot Fruit by the foot I’d love to but I don’t think I can with our account settings 💛💛💛

[🍁☘️Canadian Fletchy 🇨🇦 @Darth_Pingu]

Dear America:

Emotional Support Canadians are on standby. If you have not yet received your Emotional Support Canadian, one will be assigned to you shortly. 🇨🇦

[Tristan O'Connell @toconnell94]

The STRESS of sneaking candy in front of your third graders because it’s an indoor recess is UNIMAGINABLE and I am not built for it

[Tristan O'Connell @toconnell94]

@stelllasays America is BROOOOKKKKEN

[Infinite Objects @infiniteobjects]

this week we’d like to show you a dog who refuses to eat fries unless they have ketchup on them

[Tristan O'Connell @toconnell94]

26 years later and I just realized that Cruella De Vil’s last name is literally “devil.” I’ll be taking some time away to process this information

[Tristan O'Connell @toconnell94]

@TefariAmanfi @_cinnamonro11_ Ohhhhhh no you’re just the worst

[Tristan O'Connell @toconnell94]

@hellnototheno @_cinnamonro11_ @SheldonNealReal Takes about a second to open a car door and get in, chief. Maybe try this tweet again but hold the victim blaming you added.

[Tristan O'Connell @toconnell94]

@jasonpa19940065 @effyoutrav @WesleyWilson18 @girlpowertbh Males maturing later than females isn’t something I’m disagreeing with. I’m telling you that being attracted to young girls while you yourself are an adult is absolutely wrong and if you think like that (with all the love) please see someone.

[Tristan O'Connell @toconnell94]

@WesleyWilson18 @girlpowertbh They... they are victims??? A THIRTY YEAR OLD MAN tried to groom and assault them??? Just because they responded doesn’t mean it’s their fault lmao are you ok???

[Tristan O'Connell @toconnell94]

@aditacruz75 @girlpowertbh This this this

[Tristan O'Connell @toconnell94]

@jessicanirho @girlpowertbh This

[Tristan O'Connell @toconnell94]

@WesleyWilson18 @girlpowertbh Don’t fucking talk to minors when you’re a grown ass man point blank period.

[Tristan O'Connell @toconnell94]

@effyoutrav @WesleyWilson18 @girlpowertbh Thank you!! This is what I’m saying. It’s insane to blame the child in this situation

[Tristan O'Connell @toconnell94]

@QuentinWiIey @girlpowertbh Are you comparing men to wild animals??? I don’t understand how there’s a counter to this argument. You cannot possibly blame a minor when an ADULT crosses a line. It’s not a child’s job to check adult behaviour. Period.