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[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i see why twitter loving this nobody here actually goes outside

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Thought this would get clowned but everyone’s asking for the link 😭

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Me all comfy in bed at 11:49pm remembering I still need 6,732 more steps by midnight to save the family home

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Everywhere I go it's either AI, gambling, subscriptions, chatbots or data collection now

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

There is now a fitness app that lets you bet money on your own steps

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

What’s a problem that didn’t exist until smartphones?

[RapTV @Rap]

A new walking app lets you bet money on your own step count🔥👟

▪️If you fail, you lose your money
▪️If you succeed, you split the money from everyone who didn't 👀

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Playing 90 minutes and still not hitting 10k steps, was bro standing still on the pitch

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Anti-laziness app Steppa says it wants to buy Lyft and disable rides within walking distance

The app helps users stay active by letting them bet money on themselves to hit their daily step goals

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Watching this masterpiece the way Nolan intended #TheOdyssey

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

I’m sorry, eye drops do WHAT?? How is this not talked about more?

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

How does one even discover this?

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Today years old finding out Chip Skylark was voiced by an NSYNC member 😭

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Kristian Gkolomeev would've earned $1 million for breaking the 100m freestyle world record at the Enhanced Games

He missed it by 0.2 seconds

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Hold up why am I just now realizing Popsicle is a brand name the same way Kleenex is, and not the actual frozen dessert category 😭

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

My whole life has been a lie 😭💔

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

iPhone users… you know that all you need to do is say “Siri, take a screenshot”, right?

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Hotel check-in should be at 11AM, and checkout should be at ЗРM

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Literally everyone born before 2010 knows who Morpheus is

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

The radiation symbol was on the microwave plate this whole time