Todd Kernal

Criminal Defense Attorney, Herder of Kittens

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Here’s what really happened.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[The Blue Torch @_TheBlueTorch]

fucking brilliant 🔥

[Todd Kernal @todd_kernal]

@MAGACult2 It not hard.

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

It took a seven year-old five seconds to get this and you hillbillies will never figure it out.

[Ingrid 🍁 @ingridhookem18]

When OU fans and A&M fans are rooting for Texas over Texas Tech…. Says a lot about Tech 🫣

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Brian A @BAlbert1109]

@MattWalshBlog Things are so bad that i don’t want to celebrate. It feels like America’s funeral more than a milestone birthday. And Trump is the backstabber who is squarely to blame for it.

[Who Was That Masked Man?🇺🇸🦅 @WasMasked]

@meiselasb

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Here's a list of the dumbest who walk among us.

1. Trump supporters
2. Trump attorneys
3. The entire Trump administration
4. Flat earthers
5. Antivaxxers
6. People waiting for The Rapture

That covers it.

[TROCK @THERock927]

@atrupar Did Hegseth quote Republican Jesus?

[TremleyNJ @tremley3820]

@LindseyGrahamSC The Straight was safe before we started Bombing the lady Bug Lindsey

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

That's so cruel. No one should repost this over 100 times.

[Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins]

Todd Blanche is a criminal.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

If you honestly believe that any of the violent 1,600 rioters that stormed the Capitol and beat cops with flagpoles and fire extinguishers on January 6th deserves ONE CENT of our hard-earned tax dollars, you are a DISGRACE and an asshole.

[Jeanne Yuss @AmyCarl85700776]

@iamgabesanchez

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

This is not easy to say but the truth must come out.

On January 6th, I stormed the Capitol alongside Richard “Bigo” Barnett. Together, we smeared our shit on the walls of Nancy Pelosi's office.

The psychological toll of this experience has been immense. I am therefore seeking $6.3 million in compensation from Trump's $1.8 billion fund.

[Todd Kernal @todd_kernal]

@LindseyGrahamSC He is not going to fuck you

[Todd Kernal @todd_kernal]

@Suzierizzo1 Oklahoma has been sending its best!