The Todd Turner

country lawyer / Dominating all three phases of the game 🏈 Go Air Force ⚡️ Go AHS Badgers 🦡

[The Todd Turner @todd_turner]

@MarleyyBoyy @RazorbackFB It’s bad, but not chad bad.

[The Todd Turner @todd_turner]

@ESPNCFB If this outage means I get to hear more coaching insight from Jimbo, then count me in! 🏈

[The Todd Turner @todd_turner]

I hate to brag, but I just learned that the building where I work has been re-named “The Turner Building.” I had nothing to do with this, but I am very honored.

[Thule Taaffe @ThuleTaaffe]

Readers: It’s OFFICIAL— no animals were injured in the making of my books. Not only are the books at https://t.co/qmZOkLuR4N hilarious, they are also vegan-friendly!
#WritingCommunity
#readers
#AnimalFriendly

[Grady Majors @GradyMajors]

2025 4A Girls State Championship 🏀
🏆 Final Score 🏆
De Queen 6️⃣2️⃣
🆚
Pulaski Academy 5️⃣4️⃣

The De Queen Lady Leopards refused to give in & continued to attack all night!
Special win for a special group 💯

[Thule Taaffe @ThuleTaaffe]

One of my readers said my book made her laugh so hard she spit up some omelette. 🍳 I told her she has nothing to complain about if she’s wealthy enough to buy eggs.
#writingcommunity
#readers
#eggs

[Thule Taaffe @ThuleTaaffe]

When a tornado damages the local Rebel statue, it creates hilarious turmoil in a town down south.
My second book is now available at https://t.co/qmZOkLvoUl
#books
#funnybooks

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The top 0.1% of Americans control $22 trillion in wealth.

The bottom 50% control $3.8 trillion in wealth.

Read that back.

Folks, this is what oligarchy looks like.

[Thule Taaffe @ThuleTaaffe]

HUGE NEWS: 📰
I have created the Department Of Publishing Efficiency (“DOPE”) to help my book sales. 📕
I can’t wait to see how DOPE can help me, but I feel better already.
#DOPE
#Books

[Nathan Proctor @nProctor]

We live in an economy where we are constantly being harassed and scammed. The CFPB was an incredible tool to stand up to that

[Thule Taaffe @ThuleTaaffe]

With billionaires poised to take over the government, it’s a perfect time to read MILK AND CATFISH, an allegory about the absurdity of American politics, which tells a laugh-out-loud tale about a big lie.

https://t.co/qmZOkLvoUl

#politicalhumor
#funnybooks

[Thule Taaffe @ThuleTaaffe]

Milk and Catfish

—available at https://t.co/qmZOkLvoUl

[Arkadelphia Badger Football @ArkadelphiaFB]

State Champions 2024!!!!!

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

Holy hell this ad from @VoteVets absolutely eviscerates Trump.

Share this everywhere.

Because NOBODY in our armed forces should EVER have to salute that man again.

[Jon Kay 🇮🇱🇺🇸 @JonKay_Sports]

I love that Air Force does this!!! Next level.

[The Todd Turner @todd_turner]

Shout out to my nephew, @m_arnold1023 and the Flower Mound Jaguars for their Texas 6A State ⚾️ Championship

[The Todd Turner @todd_turner]

@cannonturner21 #USAFA2024

[Paul Bland @FPBland]

A recent fraud trial in California shows just how important class actions are, which is exactly why corporate America wants to get rid of them:

https://t.co/aOkz8NedIH

[The Todd Turner @todd_turner]

@AF_Football @ArmedForcesBowl