todd calloway

‘04 little league baseball champ | handicap stall enthusiast | suicidal 6ers fan | nickelback advocate

[todd calloway @toddcalloway]

i wish i was that crawfish, yes it’s crawfish, crayfish is liberal propaganda #expand

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@gunkysworld every colts fan 9/11

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6ers curse never fails to not make me wanna kill myself

[PHLY Sports @PHLY_Sports]

VJ Edgecombe was ruled out before tip-off due to a thumb contusion.

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@thetrevorsmith_ ur hispanic that’s why

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i know someone on BV will appreciate this #expand

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@gunkysworld how many PRs have u hit on this playlist ?

o/u 2.5

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IM ON MY KNEES BARKING LIKE I WANT IT #lank

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@gravityofdogs Fulfill the prophecy

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The spreadsheet of girls who didn’t post their dads today is complete. They will be hearing from me after a couple of drinks #whiteboygettinghot

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@gunkysworld no one man army noob tube ?

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i hope this gets my point across

[Relevant Babes @relevantbabes]

1, 2 or 3? 😛

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i’d be under her desk eating box like i was her own monica lewinsky

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@gunkysworld let me put you on chrogman. fights random followers everyday, hilarious content

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nightmare blunt rotation

[Barstool Spring Break @barstoolspringb]

It’s official, the cast for Barstool Beach House is here

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fag month is now officially over (never was a thing), this is her month now #expand #rackattack

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Livvy Dunne performs a split during Sports Illustrated runway show 👀

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can’t wait to have to wash my mouth out with this after a minority pisses me off #LANK

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you taste amazing @cameronbrink22

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this is my 9/11 #legend

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anyone mind if @WCialis and i drink and fish ? #expand #lank

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@gunkysworld nah say it no balls