Todd Moritz

“Stock picking is such a bitch” - Michael Batnick

[Todd Moritz @ToddCMoritz]

If I had a catch phrase it would just be “Look at that dog”

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Tracy: Liz Lemon, you know the New York Knickerbockers are my favorite sports team named after stockings!

Liz: Yes but Tracy you can’t say Liz Lemon is a Knicker lover to the camera.

Tracy: But you love hosiery! And I love hoes!

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

[Todd Moritz @ToddCMoritz]

@DJ_Bean You’re literally playing against Jordan Binnington.

[DJ Bean @DJ_Bean]

This USA team is setting American hockey fans back decades with how many “SHOOT!” people they’re creating today

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

“You are the smartest accountant in the world. Do my taxes so I get the biggest return possible. Do all the tricks you do for billionaires. Here are all the passwords for my accounts. Make no mistakes”

[DJ Bean @DJ_Bean]

me to the minnesota wild 25th anniversary uniforms

[cm punk fan @OVECHKlN]

i'm too sports quote-pilled because i thought this was a post-game comment from an alien

[Todd Moritz @ToddCMoritz]

@kylerobertsax This is a good tweet, Kyle.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

[Todd Moritz @ToddCMoritz]

@IAmeatSweats @OffTheBenchKXnO First time? Amanda has failed you

[Jessica Riedl 🧀 🇺🇦 @JessicaBRiedl]

If any of your loved ones happen to be economists, please check on them in this trying time.

(h/t @kylascan, @JosephPolitano)

[Walt Ruff @WaltRuff]

Logan Stankoven is the first rookie to record a point in both the Western and Eastern Conference Final (since 1994).

[Gabriel Zucman @gabriel_zucman]

A long long time ago, in a far away galaxy... the US used to tax the rich

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

2035: "surely jared spurgeon was considered one of the great defencemen of his era, right?"

[Kyla Scanlon @kylascan]

For every $1 spent by the Parks, they produce $15 in economic activity. It is less than 0.067% of all federal spending.

Parks have a huge economic multiplier. They create platforms for substantial private sector activity (tourism, recreation businesses, etc.) while preserving public assets that appreciate in value over time. It's an incredible investment for the economy, and one we should keep.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I watch the markets everyday so I can tell people not to watch the markets. It’s a unique skill.

[Todd Moritz @ToddCMoritz]

@RampCapitalLLC @dougboneparth Gotta clap at the end of your inflight movie next.

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

No sitting President has ever attended the Puppy Bowl