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[d f @ToddCoxeter]

Because you can't ordinarily pin someone else's tweet...

[Dmitry Grozoubinski @DmitryOpines]

<sighs wearily>

<Unrolls 14 foot densely written scroll headlined, "Ideas That Will Not Fix @BorderIrish">

<Adds "Bridge to Scotland" to the very bottom>

<Pauses>

<Adds "Blockchain" for the ninth time>

Man, fuck blockchain.

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

The Wizard of Oz; I think they'll grow to like it.

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

'Do you have my "horse" for "my horse"?'

[i2cjak @i2cjak]

All drugs are available if you’re >130IQ it’s called buying it for “your horse”

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

@DavidPGCSE If he's hearing all that before breakfast, it reflects poorly on whoever he's waking up with.

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

@LostTransport @SkyCricket ...and who's to blame?

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

@stuartmwrites @Dickwith2dogs

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

@stuartmwrites @Dickwith2dogs This Blobbyland is your land...

https://t.co/XRyQcUI9yy

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

@MrJonnieB @maroonajambo

[Stephen Pollard @stephenpollard]

You know that 'I've been nominated for' hack...
I've just had the best one ever in my DMs...

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

@Shiv_who_burns Oh, go on.

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

@MrJonnieB Technically, this is a tweet identifying a LordSirAlanIdentifyingShit tweet.

Whereas this...

[Ian Leslie @mrianleslie]

Letter in the Guardian

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

@DillyTante As if impelled by a sausage on a fork. Yes.

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

I don’t know who this bloke is, but he looks like he’s stepped straight out of a different era. The suit. The tie. The moustache. The confidence. A proper throwback to an England that valued character, individuality and a bit of class.👏👍✊🇬🇧👌❤️🙏

[Benonwine @benonwine]

I don’t know who this bloke is, but he looks like he’s stepped straight out of a different era.

The suit. The tie. The moustache. The confidence.

A proper throwback to an England that valued character, individuality and a bit of class. 👏👍✊🇬🇧👌❤️🙏

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

@dank_ackroyd

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

Not the... usual angle for a hit below the belt. And isn't it usually with the fist...?

[English Grammar @GrammarUpdates]

Why we say "hit below the belt"

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

Lost Zevon lyrics.

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

@KrisRiceX Saw a 10 foot tall misty woman in the street wearing a big hoop dress. All white & flowing.

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

I don’t know who this lady is, but she looks like she’s just stepped out of the salon.

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

Diet Coke.

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Men only want one thing and it's absolutely refreshing.

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

Proper job.

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

Gert lush!!👍

[d f @ToddCoxeter]

They've found the opposite of George Carlin!

[BOURNYBOY @BOURNYBOY76]

Ofcom have a list of 186 words you cannot say

Enjoy 🤣🤣🤣🤣