Todd Keyes

'Don't forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he ever wanted. He lived happily ever after.’

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We aren’t responsible for what we tweeted during Happy Hour at Lime™️

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#uofistbump massive shoutout to Matty at Citywalk’s Guest Relations window for being amazing in assisting with my Universal ticketing issues. Her and the entire team was incredible at making a complicated issue as simple as possible for us 🧡

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There was literally no better feeling this week then telling a group of people I had already seen Wicked: For Good

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Every time I think it’s safe to go back to the theater there’s a new Colleen Hoover trailer…

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‘Is that…..’
‘…… the Captain Cacao lunchbox? Yes. Yes it is.’

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Nobody: ….
Nobody at all: …..
Me: 🎶 if somebody called me sweetheart 🎶

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But I’m not a bad bitch
And this isn’t savage…
#TaylorSwift

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How many cows could a Captain Cacao captain if a Captain Cacao could captain cows?

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I believe every single season of every single show should have a Halloween and a Christmas episode… no exceptions.

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Cat Lady Scarezone will never know peace…

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They added 2 shows to Ghoulish!

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Can I come over and look at you like this?

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Was living my best life at #HHN34 opening night and was NOT expecting to see my entire timeline chatting about something else

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Me and the girlies in the fog this Friday

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Me needing to go to the gym to look good for my TLOASG era but can’t go to the gym because no TLOASG music to inspire me at the gym 😔

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Wait guys… orange and green… it’s an Easter egg!!!! #HHN34 icon CONFIRMED!

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The Life of a Showgirl is his era

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We can bear-ly contain our excitement for Universal Epic Universe 🧸💫

Meet Captain Cacao, a Chocolate Bear from Moonship Chocolates & Celestial Sweets who explores Celestial Park with Maya of the Skies!

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Long Pond’s ‘I’m doing good, I’m on some new shit’ hits so hard tonight

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Born to be GloMo, forced to be FantPo 😔

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HHN really has you laid up watching wrestling saying ‘so that one is Bray Wyatt?’

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I fear this would work on me

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It’s taking everything in me not to decorate the house and watch Trick’r’treat 🎃