ThingsUsaywithKids

There are some things you never thought you would say, that is until your asking your four year old on how she got jello in her underwear!?

[ThingsUsaywithKids @toddler_isms]

That moment when your 5y.o. sends you a text message from her bed fort....

[ThingsUsaywithKids @toddler_isms]

5y.o.- you are doing an amazing job (folding wash)
Me- can you help?
5y.o- it's more fun watching you....keep up the great work!
#thanks

[ThingsUsaywithKids @toddler_isms]

I find it odd I need to ask my 4y.o. to put clothes on at least 100x/day. Was she a #nudest in her past life? #toddlerisms #putyourclotheson

[ThingsUsaywithKids @toddler_isms]

#inappropriateelf #tooyoungtounderstand @jimmyfallon @TheFunnyPicsLol #theythinkitsacandybar #penisbottleopener

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[ThingsUsaywithKids @toddler_isms]

#thingsIthoughtIdneversay how did #jello get in your underwear? It looked like a #unicornexploded in there. #ProudMommy #toddlerisms

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#thingsIthoughtIdneversay -how did you get #toothpaste in your #vajayjay #totallysaidit #toddlerisms #parentfail @jimmyfallon

[ThingsUsaywithKids @toddler_isms]

My child got up from the toilet mid-duty to turn the light on. If the light was now on how did she miss #MrHankey laying on the floor?!

[ThingsUsaywithKids @toddler_isms]

Everyday is a challenge; add children to the mix and life is darn right crazy. But I wouldn't want it any other way....enjoying the ride!