Toddler Logic

I'm gonna ride. I'm riding free.

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*puts hand over mom’s mouth*

Talking is over now.

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*Mom is snuggling me*
Me: Mom, do you know what personal space is?
Mom: Yes. Do you want me to move over?
Me: Yes. Please.

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Dad: Tori what do you do when a boy tries to kiss you?

Me: Say "I love you!"

Dad:

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Dad: Tori, what do you want for dinner?

Me: not salad. 😶

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MOMMY!!!!! BUBBY IS LOOKING OUT MY WINDOW!!!

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*running into the living room from my bedroom*

MOMMY I FOUND MY CELERY!

*takes huge bite*

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At lunch today I attempted to drink soy sauce right out of the bottle. I did not like it.

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Tori- I don't like people

Mom- oh no tori, we need to like all people. We are all the same.

Tori- I only like you guys bc your my family but I don't like anyone else.

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(After eating dinner our first night on vacation before even making it to our destination)

That was a great trip!

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Hey poppy! I pooped on 3 friends today!

(Conversation with poppy about potty training and going in my princess undies)

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(Green Day comes on the radio)

Dada!! This is Phineas and Ferb isn't it?!?

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So I've reached first grade now so I've decided to pass my account off to my little sister. I may make a guest appearance every now and then but it will most be Tori.

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Mom... did you know that chicken is made out of... chickens?

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Dad to mom: "You've got some hot legs" 😍

Me: "I've got cold legs."

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*Dad kisses mom*

Me: GET A ROOM!!

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Me: Dad do you love apples?

Dad: Yes.

Me: Then you'll love new Apple Cinnamon Toast Crunch!

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Dill pickle- that means sour in Spanish right mama?

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Dad, did you know that Yetis are savage? (Abdominal snowman kind not the cup kind)

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I need guitar lessons so I can play air guitar.

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Poppy: We gotta pick up some hors d'oeuvres at the grocery store.

Me: That sounds gross. Get something everyone will like.