Toddler Mom Pro Tips

Full time working Mom to a toddler and infant attempting to find the humor in what tiny humans do to your normal everyday life.

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Seize the time !
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Seize the time !
@EurekaEmporium @angelic8612 @Mia_8513 @placentaremedy @Alexis39948320 @eric_ebron @its_maddie_p @MKFROG @Kathleen112211

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No glitter in the house - I used cookie sprinkles to decorate the Toddler's Valentine's bag for school. Genius? #tmpt #Valentine2020 #peppermintflavored

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Toddler Mom Pro Tips: Remeber their special phrases. A toddler's request for a kiss with "my whole mouth face" when I attempted to blow him a kiss is the best thing anyone will hear all day. #TMPT #hegotarealkiss

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What kind of creepy ice cream truck drives down a dead end street at 8:45pm in 64° weather before the school year is over? #nope #scaredmytoddler #pedomobile #atleasttuneyourmusic

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Toddler Mom Pro Tip: when the toddler scolds his sibling using the kid's full name with a random wrong last name:
A) correct him
B) go with it
Always B... Toddler logic is a deep rabbit hole and you will still lose the argument. #TMPT #NefieRouqueMeyer #istilldontunderstand

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I just poured milk into a bowl of goldfish based solely on a Miniature's jealousy. #HighMaintenance #toddlermomsinreallife

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@toniasturdy @bobsturdy @EricMcCormack Skydiving is the best @toniasturdy! Better when your consciousness is not being overwritten...

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Toddler Mom Pro Tip: remove the talking toys from the kid's room at bedtime. That way you will not be jolted awake by the Hokey Pokey sung by Elmo through the baby monitor. At 2am. And the kid dancing with those glowy nightvision eyes.
#toddlermomprotips

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Toddler Mom Pro Tip: remember the kid has toys with wheels. That way when you are alone (you think) upstairs at dusk doing laundry & hear the creepy squeaking wooden wheel sound from horror movies, you will know its him and not some knife wielding psycho. #toddlermomprotips

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Toddler Mom Pro Tip: never be so focused on the toddler that you miss the infant/daddy interaction. That was you won't be surpised when you turn around and the 4 month old is playing with drum sticks. #toddlermomprotips #musicislife #airdrumsolo

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Toddler is the perfect age to start with the Krampus myth. Right? #toddlermomprotips… https://t.co/a68v79C4QH

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Toddler Mom Pro Tip: let them eat the cupcake. That way you have something to blame when the toddler is randomly awake at 3am. Again.
#toddlermomprotips #nosleep #toddlerstrong

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Toddler Mom Pro Tip: pay attention to friends with older children. That way you will know what stain remover works to remove the toddler's bodily fluids/markers/pens which are currently covering you/the clothes/the furniture/the infant ect...
#toddlermomprotips #somanystains

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Toddler naps are a thing of mystery... #toddlermomprotips #cutebabysnores https://t.co/sY5Fw3FAc2

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Toddler Mom pro tip: have energy & an explanation ready when reading "Wocket In My Pocket". That way you are ready to deal with the wrath of the 2 year old when he cannot find a Woset in his closet. #toddlermomprotips #finnianisfurious

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Toddler Mom pro tip: expecting baby #2? Do arm strengthening before #2 arrives. That way when your toddler suddenly *needs* to pounce on your lap, you can lift & hold the infant quickly. For as long as #1 sits there. The alternative is growing a bigger lap... #toddlermomprotips

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Toddler Mom pro tip: rethink the mostly white jammies with the glow in the dark monsters printed on them. They look a little creepy coming down the dark hallway at 5am when you thought your toddler was still alseep in bed. #toddlermomprotips #amexercise #finnianisfloating

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Toddler mom pro tip: always have the baby monitor for your toddler's room when nursing the infant. That way when you are watching Supernatural at 330am you know if the noises are the kid or you need to make a salt ring. #toddlermomprotips #Supernatural #HighMaintence