@delta. Apparently doors close and you miss connect 17 mins from departure. And gate agents are trained to say “too bad, flights closed” when you point it out. Nice work. The downward slide continues
Every town in America with a population of 2,000 or higher has at least one woman between the ages of 35 and 65 who looks exactly like Greg “The Hammer” Valentine. They are all currently working on a heater and playing the scratch-off lottery.
Update 2! Plane is at the gate and has been empty for 30 mins. NO CLEANERS! @delta this is hysterical! 2am! 7th hour of delay. Can I get another bag of cheez its?