Todd Pruzan

BlueSky:

[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

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[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

Hi, @elonmusk! I deleted Twitter from my phone two years ago after you paid too much for it as a joke by mistake! I just reinstalled your stupid fucking app right now, and now I’ll delete it again, so I could personally say to you: Ha-ha, asshole!

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[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

@heybriandawson I have not! Have heard good things.

[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

Yo Elon—let THAT sink in
https://t.co/zASk7XQhRy

[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

Couldn’t resist a visit to the crime scene documented here: https://t.co/mMonoLf3cG

[willy 🌜💧 @willystaley]

The Star Wars/Le Creuset pots imply the existence of a Type of Guy I find genuinely unimaginable...

[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

I’m finally about to learn how to pronounce “Teixeira”

[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

“Steven Cheung” is a fairly realistic ChatGPT-quote-bot app extension for news-publishing software that generates random strings of “hoax,” “witch hunt,” and 12 other MAGA-rally buzzwords on demand

[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

Elon, thanks for reaching out—again, sorry, I don’t want the blue checkmark, but I definitely would spend $8 a month on a “US state-affiliated media” label—call my intern, let’s talk

[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

At One Lincoln Park Pizzeria,
A Deep Dish of Resentments

Let’s go, Brandon? What happened when the City of Broad Shoulders gave the cold shoulder to its valiant Vallas.

By Maureen Dowd

[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

It’s April Fools Day, so I’ve decided to start paying Elon Musk $8 a month to get a very, very important blue checkmark on a platform he once pretended to buy as a joke and then wound up buying by mistake

[Premium Business @PremiumBusiness]

On April 1st, we will begin winding down our legacy verified program and removing legacy verified checkmarks. To keep your blue checkmark on Twitter, individuals can sign up for Twitter Blue here: https://t.co/lycVhDn8SB

Organizations can sign up for Verified Organizations here: https://t.co/Y4IVzLv87r

[Rebecca Traister @rtraister]

Me, I am half Soros-backed, half-Baptist.

[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood

[generationals @generationals]

Our new single "Dirt Diamond" hits the airwaves on Wednesday 3.29. Pre-save it to your streamer or sign up for the YouTube Premiere: https://t.co/H9iF6lSC9G

[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

Not that I’m spending much time on this hellsite these days. (And I’m feeling much mentally and emotionally healthier for that.) But for any weak moments: I’ve now unmuted the phrase “the last of us” and muted “succession”; “white lotus” remains under strict embargo. As you were.

[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

Co-CEOs Erlich Bachmann and Nelson “Bighead” Bighetti could not be reached for comment

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[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

I cannot believe the last question of this interview is anything other than “Do you like piña coladas?”

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[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

The word “explosion” is a pretty weird choice for this context

[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

Just encountered the phrase "Resilience comes from the ability to leverage optionality."

I'm thinking "leverage optionality" means "choose"?

[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

Never fails to surprise or amuse me to be out in public and hear a song over the speakers about—or at least to—@Lloyd_Cole https://t.co/TMytxDtvqC

[Todd Pruzan @toddpruzan]

If you’ve never heard the drop-dead gorgeous album “Painted from Memory,” with Elvis Costello, from 1998, today’s a good day to give it a spin. https://t.co/vcj0hlwqa4... https://t.co/916GDCI5zD