todd thompson

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks a week. Today I also learned I'm above average.

[todd thompson @toddthompson209]

I should really start getting back into the whole gym life and trying to eat better, but red dead redemption 2 and pizza rolls control me.

[todd thompson @toddthompson209]

Every time I cook dinner for my old lady, she runs late at work. Meaning the foods cold when she gets home 😅

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Need a beer and the weekend

[todd thompson @toddthompson209]

I guess no one can be loyal these days...

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Was havin' a great Friday until I realized it's only Wednesday

[todd thompson @toddthompson209]

Why do I do the things I do? Why do I act the way I do? Those are two questions I catch myself thinking about quit a bit lately.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Boss: You can leave early if you wan-

Me:

[todd thompson @toddthompson209]

It’s only 55 degrees out and mud crickets are already wearing short shorts. Yikes

[todd thompson @toddthompson209]

One thing in life a man can’t stand is a lier.

[todd thompson @toddthompson209]

I kinda wish I went to college for something instead of starting a full time career 5 days after graduation

[todd thompson @toddthompson209]

@AlleighRobbins good job using that as an excuse not even what I was talking about but women...

[todd thompson @toddthompson209]

It's like you don't even care...

[todd thompson @toddthompson209]

If anyone sees a 10 foot piece of pipe with a thrush on it in between cape and Watertown let me know... it fell of my truck... 😂😂

[todd thompson @toddthompson209]

I just wanna party

[todd thompson @toddthompson209]

Bye bye Uconn 👋🏿👋🏿👋🏿

[todd thompson @toddthompson209]

Jk apparently the guy actually does have the same name 😂😂

[todd thompson @toddthompson209]

When people make a fake Snapchat with your name 😂

[todd thompson @toddthompson209]

@AlleighRobbins if I recall I think I said you smell and pushed you away

[todd thompson @toddthompson209]

@AlleighRobbins your perfect ❤️