Todd Foster

Artist, Writer, Lost time traveler.

[Todd Foster @toddtimes78]

#WeirdAl Hasn't made a #BillyIdol "Rebel Yell" ( Moe, Moe, Moe) based on the #ThreeStooges yet!? Call my #Agent AND my #Lawyer!!!

[Todd Foster @toddtimes78]

If the Knicks don't win by at least 35 points tonight I'm going to blow myself into space. #Getitdunzo #DunzoWashington #Triangulateshotangles

[Todd Foster @toddtimes78]

It might be just me, but from what I can see in my "Magic 8-Ball" the future looks, "No." #justkidding #haftawearshades #carltondancingmywaythroughlife

[Todd Foster @toddtimes78]

It might be just me, but from what I can extrapolate from Tupac's lyrics he may have been a bit paranoid! #MentalHealthMonth #MentalHealthAwarenessWeek #tupac #GETitDONE

[Todd Foster @toddtimes78]

#artist #artbrut #almostfinished

[Todd Foster @toddtimes78]

#art #working

[Todd Foster @toddtimes78]

When I'm dancing to Soca music I'm conscious that I look like Ed Grimley so it makes it extra fun, I must say! #MartinShort #CaribanaWeekend

[Todd Foster @toddtimes78]

@Knights_Table I am so grateful to everyone there. Today I had the best meal in days. Bicycled a long way and it was totally worth it. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

[Todd Foster @toddtimes78]

Listening to #Beyonce on the radio and I think, "I COULD break her fall. Like, in a stage diving situation? What does she weigh these days- 2 hundo?" #BreakingBack

[Todd Foster @toddtimes78]

If the top of the World is melting, how soon is that the Front? #EnlistMe #WW3

[Todd Foster @toddtimes78]

@PlayOLG If you could make the new online app's font smaller and harder to read it would be great. Also, make the whole thing confusing and useless. Thanks.

[Todd Foster @toddtimes78]

I've found #hotdogs expired in '19- back of the freezer. microwaved 4 but to hell if I know if it was enough. #FalloutNewVegas didn't prepare me for this. Leaving the bunker to scavenge.

[Todd Foster @toddtimes78]

The use of the word "kinda" has infected english speaking people, implying that nothing that is said is certain. Years ago the word was "crazy". #Futures

[Anthony Hopkins @AnthonyHopkins]

With gratitude, I celebrate 45 years of sobriety.

[Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman]

For the next two weeks, it’s the Best of @ComedyBangBang 2020!

As always, @PFTompkins & I get together to count down YOUR choices for the top episodes of the year!

Look for episodes today, Thursday, next Monday and Thursday!

https://t.co/roitt9PNDt

[Andy Kim @AndyKimMusic]

This all started with a dream I had in the middle of the night, and I couldn’t fall back asleep. I am so grateful to all the artists, staff, and crew for helping put the #AndyKimChristmas together to raise funds and food across Canada.

[Todd Foster @toddtimes78]

Yoda didn't age well. #MandoSpoilers