toddy🤙🏽

todd fearing man

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he told me aahhh shit it’s hot fuck there’s so much fire oh god reagans here too fuckkkk

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

We need a slur for people who chat gpt everything

[toddy🤙🏽 @toddyboyy1]

3 things in life are certain. 1. Death. 2. Taxes. 3. Oklahoma disappointing me when they play big games😔

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

sorry for your loss . unfortunately, the two podcasters at the FBI were unable to find the killer .

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

y'all gotta stop acting like weed smells good cause it really doesn't Imao

[BedenBoo Boy @FreeHunterB]

Ain't no way that boy Courtland recorded BV being handed a can of Whoop Ass ☠️

[Large @LargeBarstool]

I’m not political, and, full disclosure, I haven’t seen any confirmation… But this is HUGE.

https://t.co/4A2IeRh65m

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Thank you for inventing the monkey. RIP

[The Reagan Caucus @NewReaganCaucus]

No, the "Left" didn't kill Charlie Kirk.

Some deranged murderer did.

If we don't recognize that, we're no better than our worst political opponents.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then I’m a gynecologist…

[adambolt @Diamondbolt7]

balls itch

[ciarra ⎕ @MIDS0MM4R]

imagine being so far up ur own ass that u think ur more popular than green day after one mediocre edm album that was overplayed by coke addicts on tiktok… NEXT!

[toddy🤙🏽 @toddyboyy1]

- an freshly turned 18 year old talking to their 17 year old friends

[angie ♡ 皿 @petals4param0re]

you truly don’t realise how young 17 is until you’re not 17 anymore

[Toofer ™️ @astrotoofer]

LMFAO ⁉️💀