Todd Yeti Stimmell

Stand Up Comic | Smart Jokes for Smart People | A Surreal Perspective on Life, Relationships,Topical Observations & Relatable Nostalgia | You Need to Laugh More

[Todd Yeti Stimmell @toddyeticomedy]

I'm a Binary Activist

I Don't Think It's Fair

That The 1's Have Everything

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Here I Thought they would be Jack/Jenny because you're an Ass

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci

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@elonmusk Here I thought they would be Jack/Jenny because you're an ass

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#HeWhoShallBeNamed
"Orange Lord Of The Pith"

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@XboxP3 how about some VR / AR for the next gen Xbox.

You know, since the competition had it LAST generation.

Dont confuse patience with blind brand loyalty.

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@EricAllanKramer You made me love that old man. #forironmike

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I Just Know This Food Will Be Gross

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I'm Starting the Church of Atheiology

I'll Know It's Successful

When All Our Members Don't Believe In It

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@allthings_ring @EAHelp @anthemgame Rubberband and hitching netcode, asset and texture popin, Infinite loading, clunkier movement and camera controls than the private alpha

The use of the word DEMO to make clear the state and purpose of something and TEST meaning it doesn't work. 11 hours without an update.

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@MyNameIsTarik On the 29th day, male gnats they die. Human males by contrast, wish they died every 28th day

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American Stupidity

Cannot Be Killed

With Conventional Weapons

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I am from Pennsylvania

When I asked You "Do You Want Me To Run You Over With My Car"

I Meant You No Harm

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I Wish

"Comedy Gold"

Had A Better Exchange Rate

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The Instrumental Part Of All Songs

Was Created By The Band

To Show Their Lead Singer Cannot Dance

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@tedcruz Comedy is a lot harder than you thought it was isn't it...

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I'm Looking Forward...

To Trying Buddhism...

Because You Only Live Once

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If You Smoked Pot

While Taking A Cough Suppressant

You'd Still Be On Your First Hit

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I Am Agnostic Atheist

I Don't Know If I Believe

In My Beliefs

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If it's a "Legitimate Rape Accusation"

The GOP's Body Has Ways To Try

To Shut That Whole Thing Down