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NSFW 🔞 minors / s4w dni - dnf
- rambles, shambles and all things messy she/it/whatever 25+/offs blocked

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I thought of something I hadn't before
Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store
Maybe Christmas.... perhaps... is chn as a gore whore

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🐺: wyd?
🐷🐰: u up?
🐿️: did you know the plural of wink is blink?

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Binnies thinking about that long finger

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@pixie_yuurin @binchans_ellie Oh, I'm sorry, DOES IT SOUND LIKE I HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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When you wanna wear short shorts to show your legs off to the boys but you've been told that you've got to wear trousers

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Mother Mary, come bless me with your ample bossom and bulging biceps

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Pausing my healing journey to thirst like the dehydrated bitch I am

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Great mounting technique 10/10

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🐥: wish santa would come fist me under the fistletoe

🐺:

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@binchans_ellie Don't talk about his boobs like that

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⚠️CAUTION ⚠️
Large package
May contain nuts

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Chn, let's talk

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no, no, leave the grey sweatpants on babe. they really bring out your..... eyes

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When you love looking at hard nipples but you're distracted by their wonkyness

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2025 is going to be the year of the emo

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Sure, whatever you say honey. I'll be there in 12 hours, don't move

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No matter how much I try I can't time travel to this moment. I give up, dude

Narrator : she tried 789 more times

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I think he underestimates just how delusional I really am

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and I'm joining up the dots, with the freckles on your cheeks, and it all makes sense to me

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I use to go out and do things and now I stay home and watch Korean men in tight vests and sparkly pants