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[Tobias @toebase]

Call me crip the way my balls are blue rn

[Tobias @toebase]

@jenisayquan @fishquichee Same thought

[Tobias @toebase]

Listening to Project Pat while wearing my Birkenstock slippers and sippin on a strawberry peach la croix

[Tobias @toebase]

Growing up is realizing that ranch is good and makes everything better

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Home is where the heart is? Home is where the beer flows steady and the girls are heavy

[Tobias @toebase]

Didn’t know it was national drive slow as fuck in the left lane day today

[Tobias @toebase]

86 will to live

[Tobias @toebase]

Finally old enough to understand the phrase it ain’t easy being cheesy

[Tobias @toebase]

I get cummy when I eat honey

[Tobias @toebase]

Valentine’s Day? More like, Validtimes day. Am I right

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

(beer obama) uhhh let me drink beer

[Tobias @toebase]

Ayo

[Tobias @toebase]

You ever put a fork in the microwave to warm it up

[Tobias @toebase]

I’m on the road to $1,000,000. Just started out, only $999,999 left to go!

[swagless @noswagordrip]

If I was Soulja boy I would have slow stroked it thru the phone

[Mads @europemaxxed]

finally some lunch, i'm starving

[bort @tacobort]

[slug trying to hype you up]: where the fuck is your ooze? Where’s your fucking slime??

[Tobias @toebase]

You ever in the shower like, “I’m gonna shit my pants rn”?

[Tobias @toebase]

I swear sometimes the boobs look at me

[Tobias @toebase]

“Uhg thank you sm your the best” literally just sit on my face