tobey actually im serious

the product of a collective hallucination

[🌙⭐️petalwave~🌙⭐️ @petalwave]

power outage at division blue line

[frandy @lovetheism]

Everyone wants a bad gerl until they meet one.

[Cher @cher]

I said yes to something I usually say no to. It was very sleek 💎

[emma 🌙 @emma_y0ung]

celebrating my bday today with my beautiful chud sons <3

[kicole nidman @ferald_gord]

students trying to use canvas on may 7, 2026 (colorized)

[tootsie scooter @suzietoot]

“AI Art is killing the environment” like yes that is bad but also

its fucking lame, and you look lame when you post it, you’re a dweeb. hope you like your soulless slop dork. hey get a load of this guy he’s incapable of critical thought and emotional complexity

[aley @gildedsprings]

estoy viviendo en persona como apple está asesinado mi iphone 13 y no puedo hacer nada para evitarlo es como ver a un hijo morir

[evil boxmuncher777 @cigluvr4202]

Chicago, Illinois

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

if you behave strange as fuck get on public transportation about it right now

[emma 🌙 @emma_y0ung]

watching darlene on the roast tn

[tobey actually im serious @toebee_d]

@pookarelli can you watch yellowjackets

[tobey actually im serious @toebee_d]

@pookarelli can you send them to me i’m so bored omg

[tobey actually im serious @toebee_d]

my grandma only talks in lana del ray song titles

[tobey actually im serious @toebee_d]

in the rural midwest in middle school you have to post that black and white photo of yourself on the train tracks

[tobey actually im serious @toebee_d]

gay people take business days to upload photos from their digital cameras

[tobey actually im serious @toebee_d]

waiting for gay people to upload their digital camera photos oh what torture

[tobey actually im serious @toebee_d]

@pookarelli get on your yellowjackets era COME ON

[tobey actually im serious @toebee_d]

soul so pure they gave me a discount at the thrift store

[emma 🎥 @emmadein2000s]

me: you gotta watch yellowjackets its so good
alien that lives in my house: oauaoaouaaoau "Dyke" ouaoauoao
me: Who taught you that

[✶ @lumonheiress]

i love you. i love you. i’ll write it in waves. in skies. in my heart. you’ll never see, but you will know. i’ll be all the poets, i’ll kill them all and take each one’s place in turn, and every time love’s written in all the strands it will be to you.