toe knee vee

occasionally funny tweets but mostly annoying

[toe knee vee @toekneevee2]

I don't think the shot is intended to be interpreted as good. Do you not realize that?

[sappy @sappy_sappho1]

this shot is so fucking crazy (derogatory) i can't believe they actually thought it was a good idea

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

When I was born they tossed me into a bin labeled 'No good', but then they fished me out, handed me a cane and a top hat, and told me I'd make it in show biz. I think I was tossed head first I'm so sleepy all the time, And violent. Bring me my tap shoes, I feel a song coming on

[toe knee vee @toekneevee2]

@teal8604 @beansm00thie @DaveMcNamee3000

[toe knee vee @toekneevee2]

I still say this

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

dudes gettin pussy in the 1500s musta been like "Huzzah! O glorious day!"

[toe knee vee @toekneevee2]

Actually a great crossover if you give it a chance, one of my fav Batman non-DC crossovers def

[. @batmancurated]

batman & elmer fudd by lee weeks

[toe knee vee @toekneevee2]

But the top of a fridge is a terrible place to hide something tbh

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

It took me until I got my own apartment to realize people legitimately have a different perspective than me.

I was hiding a gift at the top of the fridge & my bestfriend was like “why is this vinyl here” casually walking into the kitchen.. like oh??

[toe knee vee @toekneevee2]

Reading Triangle Era Superman and I love how it actually has a great supporting cast. I wish modern comics still had civilian casts like that. It’s probably the most alive Metropolis has been in the comics.

[moesha @yunclesage]

Rub her booty and buy her pizza was top 5 worst arcs this app ever seen

[toe knee vee @toekneevee2]

I did and I accidentally fried it by playing Red Dead 2 for like 12 hours straight and turning the space heater on shortly after 🕊️

[El Ricky @Indikur]

If you didn't get a PC in 2020-2022 you lowkey was on bullshit lmfao

[toe knee vee @toekneevee2]

I know a girl who looks very similar and she works as a prison guard and is a Republican 🤮🤮🤮

[Jess @Sundancing_]

people acting surprised a person looking like this is a republican have not been in the real world for awhile

[toe knee vee @toekneevee2]

@Daygonn46 @DiscussingFilm Because “owning” a game digitally is not true ownership. It’s well known that these companies pull scum moves by lowkey removing things that you “own” digitally. It’s a farce. You have no control over actual ownership. Where as you will own the disc and Sony can’t strip it away.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

“Is lateness a moral failure?” Let’s ask Abraham Lincoln, OH THAT’S RIGHT, WE CAN’T because John Wilkes Booth was ON TIME to assassinate him

[toe knee vee @toekneevee2]

My buddy got on fin and oral min few years ago and his shit did a complete 180, got pretty much a full head of hair again now

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

Being male at the age where your friends start to develop receding hairlines feels kinda like Squid Game.

[toe knee vee @toekneevee2]

I don’t wanna hear Batman fans ever complain man. Where’s this love for Wonder Woman?

[Sabrina 🦇 @nightswayness]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[leaf123 @notaweirdgirl]

how did homer have time to write the odyssey between looking after lisa and bart and maggie

[Andy Malafarina @andymalafarina]

All the pajama pants at Walmart were at half mast today.

[Jackson D Green @jacksondgreen]

Pulling out my cock and cumming in one fluid motion like a samurai unsheathing his sword.

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

just invented 𝐩𝐞𝐞 𝟐 from looking at boobs

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

It is a moral failure of our country that we changed the rules to create a trillionaire while doing nothing about the 771,000 homeless and over 18 million who do not have enough to eat.

[toe knee vee @toekneevee2]

Great story about one of America's greatest historians. RIP Gordon Wood.

[Bob Elder @southernphd]

I never met Gordon Wood, but I have a story about him.

In one of my grad school seminars, we read Wood’s Creation of the American Republic. The sheer erudition and evidentiary depth of the book bowled me over.

Back then, before kids and before life accelerated to warp speed, I used to call my mother every Sunday to catch up. Lots of times, we ended up talking about what I was reading that week in my grad seminars or for leisure. Mom had an omnivorous mind, and she was always looking for something else to read. She was a true intellectual—curious about almost everything, always eager to integrate new arguments or ideas into her existing schemas of how the world worked or to have those schemas challenged and changed.

When we talked that particular Sunday, I think I tried to describe to her part of Wood’s argument about the relationship between the state constitutions during the Articles of Confederation era and the federal Constitution. Maybe I was tired, maybe I didn’t completely understand her questions, but the end result of the conversation was that Mom had questions about Wood’s argument that I didn’t answer satisfactorily. I told her that she should probably just read the book, and we said goodbye.

She did eventually read the book, but the next Sunday, Mom started our conversation by saying, “Well, I had a lovely conversation with Gordon Wood this week.” For a split second, I thought she was joking, but then I remembered who I was dealing with. I started to sweat. “How?” I asked. A whole variety of unlikely scenarios in which the foremost historian of the American Revolution and my mother, who lived in Wichita, Kansas, might have met ran through my mind. “Oh, I just looked up his office phone number on Brown’s website and called, and he picked up!” Mom said. I decided I would have to find another profession.

As it ended up, Gordon Wood spent about an hour on the phone with my mother answering her questions about the Constitution. Ever since, I’ve had a soft spot for the man when I imagine him picking up the phone in Providence and finding Becky Elder from Wichita on the other end of the line. His generosity in that moment spoke very well of him.

Rest in peace, professor.