Lisa Jayne 🦇

BPD Awkward mess extraordinaire ✌️

Formula 1 - Taylor Swift - Animals

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

My kidnappers after hearing me talk about Taylor Swift, Formula 1 and cats for 4 straight hours...

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

@GameHogGames @MCMComicCon So proud of you 💕 forever loving seeing your journey evolving!

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

Finally seen Deadpool!! I am still so ridiculously grateful to Ryan Reynolds for bringing my absolute favourite character to life. Obsessed.

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

@GameHogGames Literally trying to dodge these like crazy right now! First time I've not seen it on opening night and I regret it haha

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

Hahahhaha George lost me turning 2 £2 bets into £50 today only to get disqualified and reinstate the order I bet on in the first place 🙃
Of all the drivers, it had to be him didn't it? I AM BITTER 😂

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

I AM CRYING THAT WAS EVERYTHING THANK YOU LEWIS HAMILTON

[Caitlin ✨🌙 @celestialcait7]

#LiverpoolTStheErasTour

everyone: hey Taylor, are we getting the rep tv announcement tonight?

Taylor:

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

2 weeks 2 WEEKS and I'll be watching Taylor and I'm absolutely freaking out with excitement.

How am I even going to cope when it's over? Saying I'm going to The Eras Tour has become my whole personality 😅

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

I've depressed the hell out of myself looking for somewhere new to live.
I'm literally never getting of this house as a single person am I?

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

The lesson of the week? My gut is always right. My trauma superpower is being so aware I'm able to assess EVERY SINGLE thing happening and work out the truth. Honestly in another life I'd be an incredible detective.

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

I finally started my therapy journey today. It felt so validating and like I'm finally getting the CORRECT treatment. I'm so ready 🤞

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

@tmmyjnks It wasn't meant to! I knew it was happening but desperately wanted to pretend it wasn't 🥲

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

Me right now seeing all this Lewis to Ferrari talk.

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

Between my course, making stock for con and a new process at work, I am in a whole world of pain and exhaustion. I mean who needs working hands at my age ey? Don't even get me started on all these rejection emails either... I am already ready for a holiday now

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

It's not even a flex anymore when I, as a 32 year old can't buy Lemsip on my way home from work feeling like death cos I don't have my ID. PLEASE

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

Ok but can we normalise taking pets trick r treating at Halloween? Cos like I'd be so much more excited about opening the door to give treats out to excited cats and dogs dressed in the cutest costumes rather than children... Just saying 🤷‍♀️

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

Oh man, IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING.
So I can finally say next year I will be returning to a few various cons throughout the year, starting with Mega con Birmingham in March.
Baby steps in the right direction 😁😁

[mel💫 @4melixe]

i couldn’t be an f1 driver cuz if the man standing in the way of my chance to get my first win in my 100th race was my best friend who already won the championship, i would declare him as my mortal enemy on the spot

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

But when did he get so big and grown up though 🥹😭

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

Oh #SingaporeGP you absolute stunner. What a race ✨️

[Lisa Jayne 🦇 @toff33appl3]

This has given me life

[Formula 1 @F1]

LIAM LAWSON KNOCKS MAX VERSTAPPEN OUT OF Q2! 😱

#SingaporeGP #F1