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Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
Who Wants Toffee?
19th-21st Centuries.
Joined December 2008
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almost 9 years ago
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Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
almost 17 years ago
Out of Siamese prison anew, I return home, as proudly American as an apple-cheeked farmer's daughter's toes pointing to a hayloft roof.
Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
about 17 years ago
Why anyone should need to rise at 3:30am, save for fishermen, senior citizens, or an especially horny rooster, is beyond my comprehension.
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Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
about 17 years ago
I daresay I wouldn't go so far as Ms. Featherbother in calling him an "iconic warrior of truth", but Soupy Sales is still a charming fellow.
Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
about 17 years ago
Well, that's the first time I've ever knocked a man out with a frozen plantain. Let the world-weary put that in their ennui and smoke it.
Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
about 17 years ago
I don't care if he IS Head of the UN Security Council, the next time he bids me to pull his finger, I'll use my team of horses to oblige.
Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
about 17 years ago
I am deeply heartened to hear that Mr. Villa always remembered my advice, when I reminded him that he was a "Mexican" and not a "Mexican't".
Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
about 17 years ago
You call it OCD, checking my cupboards for Belgians; I call it "I'm not having some Trappist shred all of my potatoes while I sleep" again.
Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
about 17 years ago
Dibble used my dhoti to catch frogs again. I suppose I shall have to greet the Maharashtran envoys with a ribbiting chorus in my trousers.
Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
about 17 years ago
When she asked "if I'd hit it", I suppose a startled look at her ample posterior and query of "Will it hit back?" was not a gallant retort.
Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
about 17 years ago
Oh dear. Old Professor Shedlow's named that barrel "Fort Harrison" and won't emerge from it for fear that Tecumseh shall claim his toupee.
Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
about 17 years ago
The toothless fishwife pinched my bottom and promised to "shower me in hake" again, but I fear such a seafood discount requires I "put out".
Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
about 17 years ago
I merely suggested charisma was probably not his only attribute that would fail to fill a sausage casing, and sent my bootcap to verify it.
Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
about 17 years ago
Oh dear. Whenever Miss Featherbother shows up wearing only jodhpurs and brandishing a buggy whip, I know she's had one Arbor Mist too many.
Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
over 17 years ago
Be he the Mayor of Seattle or the King of Siam, no one passes wind in my ear as I enjoy a meal without a healthy serving of just desserts!
Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
over 17 years ago
I confess to a lack of tact, but his coffee did taste like it was filtered through the dungarees of a muleskinner with clinical flatulence.
Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
over 17 years ago
My life is littered with unfinished works, but I'll be damned if this bowl of porridge will be among them!
Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
over 17 years ago
I confess it was more a matter of ire than scientific interest when I attempted to insert a bellows into our host's orifice and inflate him.
Toffee Hammer
@toffeehammer
over 17 years ago
Finally retrieved my repaired laptop from the blacksmith. The cost was exorbitant, but I rarely argue with one who wields glowing hot tongs.
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